Man In Kilt

[Mirah]

There was another man today,
he was in a kilt.
It was hot.
One of my employees said "Mirah, do you like this?"
I tried not to have a reaction, but it didn't work.
Do I like this?
OF COURSE I LIKE IT! ITS HOT!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I saw a man in a kilt today too. They're catching on!

 

[Dr Dave]

Ive seen men in kilts around here.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Perhaps I should buy one. I'll have to research which one I'm supposed to wear though.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about a man in a kilt wearing stilts?

 

[Dirk Funk]

What about a man in a kilt wearing stilts?

Should he be well built? What if one side tilts?

 

[CaptainWacky]

He could have a drink of Lilt.

 

[Dirk Funk]

But what if it spilt?

 

[Mirah]

As long as I can see up the kilt, in stilts while drinking Lilt I'm (something that rhymes) happy.

 

[Dirk Funk]

As long as I can see up the kilt, in stilts while drinking Lilt I'm (something that rhymes) happy.

Well, then. I'll be sure not to wear any underwear.

 

[CaptainWacky]

No real scotsman would wear underwear beneath his kilt.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Indeed.

 

[Cock Gobbler]

The men I'd like to see in kilts are not the men I have seen in kilts... hpsad:

 

[CaptainWacky]

In that case you'd be happy about the lack of stilts.