CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
A man with no legs today exploded.
"It was terrible!" said a woman. "I mean, it had to be, hadn't it? A man with no legs exploding? Sounds terrible! I didn't actually see it myself, of course. It happened in Brazil!"
"Ireland, I think," said a man with legs, emerging from out of a bin. "And they want locking up, they do."
"Who, Irish people with no legs that explode?" said the woman.
"No just the Irish in general," said the man, sinking back into the bin.
"WELL I THINK IT WAS QUITE FUNNY," said Eminemn. "LOL!" he added.
"It's lucky he wasn't muslim!" said Jeremy Clarkson. "Or else Richard Hammond would have run him over! LOL!"
"That made no sense, like," said busty Welsh chatshow host and dentist Charlotte Church. "What if the explosion blew his arms off?"
"HAHAHAHA, A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME!" said D'Lo Brown.
"Look, the important thing here is that no one got hurt," said Boris Johnson. 18 school children and 38 nuns were killed in the explosion. "No one IMPORTANT!" he claified.
Jack was unavailable for comment as he was fucking me in the neck. I asked him to make a commend but all he said was "MUST...FUCK...NECK...HARDER" and I didn't think that was worth putting in.
"It was terrible!" said a woman. "I mean, it had to be, hadn't it? A man with no legs exploding? Sounds terrible! I didn't actually see it myself, of course. It happened in Brazil!"
"Ireland, I think," said a man with legs, emerging from out of a bin. "And they want locking up, they do."
"Who, Irish people with no legs that explode?" said the woman.
"No just the Irish in general," said the man, sinking back into the bin.
"WELL I THINK IT WAS QUITE FUNNY," said Eminemn. "LOL!" he added.
"It's lucky he wasn't muslim!" said Jeremy Clarkson. "Or else Richard Hammond would have run him over! LOL!"
"That made no sense, like," said busty Welsh chatshow host and dentist Charlotte Church. "What if the explosion blew his arms off?"
"HAHAHAHA, A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME!" said D'Lo Brown.
"Look, the important thing here is that no one got hurt," said Boris Johnson. 18 school children and 38 nuns were killed in the explosion. "No one IMPORTANT!" he claified.
Jack was unavailable for comment as he was fucking me in the neck. I asked him to make a commend but all he said was "MUST...FUCK...NECK...HARDER" and I didn't think that was worth putting in.