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Manduca sexta

Cassie

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK!

ONE single tobacco hornworm ate half of one of my tomato plants last night. I know it is the tobacco hornworm and not the tomato hornworm because I get my knowledge from the almighty WIKIPEDIA. Unfortunately Wikipedia didn't tell me how to wipe them off the planet. THIS IS WAR, MANDUCA SEXTA. I WILL KILL YOU, YOUR WIVES, AND ALL YOUR CHILDREN.

I have the offending hornworm in a jar right next to me. I think I will waterboard it until it DIES.
 
NO YOU SHOULD SMOKE IT, CAUSE IT'S MADE OF TOBACCO N STUFF
 
i weep for the plight of the tobacco hornworm.
 
A fly landed on the lid of the jar I have it imprisoned in. I think they are plotting a jail break.
 
YES, I read about the wasp. I hate wasps, but it looks like I may have to ally with them in order to save my tomatoes from the evil hornworm terrorists.
 
You = Janeway
Wasps = Borg
Hornworm = Species 8472

BRING YOUR BUN OF STEEL ONLINE!
 
don't forget to bring a towel!
 
I WILL NEED TO ENLIST THE DOCTOR AS WELL. I bet the hornworms are NO MATCH for nano probes.
 
Maybe you should travel back in time and tell yourself to destroy the worm before it ate your precious tomato plant and ruined your life.
 
*looks up*

Ohh, wrong doctor.

*looks down*
 
Apparently the only way to kill these asshole worms is to catch them with my bare hands. MY BARE HANDS? CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE IT? They are immune to any nicotine based pesticides because they eat tobacco FOR LUNCH. ALSO, the fucker has pooped three times since I've had it in the jar. I think it is trying to trick me into opening the jar to remove the poops. It is probably too late to spray with BT, but MAYBE NOT. I wonder how hard it is to get some of those wasps.
 
There has to be something one can kill them with.

You need to go to a garden center!
 
TOMACCO!?
 
SQUASH THE BASTARDS WITH YOUR [GLOVED] HANDS!
CRUSHING THE VERY LIFE OUT OF THEM WILL FEEL LIKE SWEET REVENGE!


not that I've ever done that in my heaveny garden paradise to green worms that completely de-nude entire roses and columbines oh no.
 
I went back out on the front lines to defend my sweet defenseless tomatoes and what did I find? A REAL TOMATO HORNWORM EATING THE SAME BUSH. I squashed it and then threw it's still squirming body into the nearest ant bed.

The tomato and tobacco hornworms have joined forces. They have attacked my tomato's home. THEY MUST BE ANNIHILATED.
 
I was looking down at my feet curiousa2z.
 
There are now 11 poops in the jar.
 
You could have at least built it a bathroom.

Be a humanitarian...

(or whatever the bug version would be)
 
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