Mario

[CaptainWacky]

BB. They've been screwing Rachel over since the start, but last night they let her look cool.

Anniston always got good edits because she was sleeping with JOSS WHEDON, CREATOR OF FRIENDS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Looks like Sylvester Stallone. In a relationship with Lisa but has to pretend he's in a relationship with Stephanie (who is about 24 years younger than him.) Didn't seem to much of a dick, but we'll see. Won't win.

Ah, Mario. Definitely one of this year's more memorable housemates. A professional reality tv contestant and probably the biggest wannabe in there, but I'll give him credit, he and Lisa were a lot more entertaining than the likes of Luke and Bex. The problem is that he isn't really a very nice guy (though there were far worse in there) and that his appeal is laughing AT him...when he tries to play along by going on about "health and safety" in a joking way it just isn't funny.

Still, probably the most quotable housemate this year.

"Mikey's got a disability. Open your eyes!"
(When nominating Rex.) "He's gone right down in my estimation...and he's going to have to live with that."
And that custard cream thing. And probably other things.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Didn't like him, but he WAS entertaining. I did prefer Lisa a lot more once he left though.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He was inspired casting. There was no danger of him winning, since he was the type who'd get nominated and voted out as soon as he was up, but he was there long enough to provide many cringeworthy moments and there was no danger of him spitting or being racist and getting kicked out.