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The Dork Lord said:
Even Trailer trash should protect the cars, appliences and dogs in their yard with a pre-nup!
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You and Cranks ought to know! :mrgreen:
 
because of that time you invited us to your trailer for drinks?
 
The Dork Lord said:
If you woulda told me that 8 years ago...
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You still would've fallen for the "hide the sausage and the bank balance disappears" trick.

Sucker.
 
The funny thing is I knew better.
 
The Dork Lord said:
because of that time you invited us to your trailer for drinks?
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I don't live in anything with wheels under it, I'm sorry you can't say the same. ;)
 
You could always draw a couple on your fridge box, if it makes you feel better...
 
I had a modular/trailer/mobile home once. Actually, I prefer it in many ways to my current house. In the old mobile home, it was easy to repair plumbing problems and there was plenty of room to get up under the house to do it. It was easy to repair floors, and walls were not only easy to repair or replace, it was easier to get to electrical problems that needed to be addressed. Not so in this house. Even though it is a pier and beam construction, it is not easy to get under the house, it is very cramped and I don't like being down there because creepy things find it a comfortable place to make home. Mobile/modular/trailer homes aren't what they used to be. Nowadays you can get them with garden tubs, large bathrooms, very nice kitchens and laundry facilities, fireplaces, double hung windows, the works. Just with the price tag being nearly as much as a traditional house and then having to buy land for the home on top of it, it doesn't make much sense to buy a mobile home since the value of the home itself is much like a vehicle in quickly depreciating value.
 
The Dork Lord said:
You could always draw a couple on your fridge box, if it makes you feel better...
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How'd you know I bought a new Sub-Zero refrigerator?! Do you need the box to add on the extra bedroom so your dad can no longer conveniently slip you the pickle?
 
My dad died when I was five.

But nice pickle reference ;)
 
The trailer references are really turning me on, gotta tell ya. Just something about people aiming low that gets me all chubby.
 
The Saint said:
The trailer references are really turning me on, gotta tell ya. Just something about people aiming low that gets me all chubby.
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Speaking of trailer trash, did you ever get your computer back from those two you lived with? Just curious. Trailers can actually go up in flames in about 33 seconds, in case you wondered.
 
The Saint said:
The trailer references are really turning me on, gotta tell ya. Just something about people aiming low that gets me all chubby.
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Weight Watchers is an excellent diet plan. Will get rid of that chubbiness in a reasonable amount of time.
 
Actually, Weight Watchers is the best diet on the planet. It is the only one that works for me and one I can stick to because I get 2 cups of fat free pudding every night along with all the other food I get to eat all day long. Usually I live on a kolache from my coffee shop; have a chicken sandwich and a salad, baked potato or chili from Wendy's for lunch; then make myself a steak, pork chop, or chicken breast and some veggies for dinner. I like the panty lines showing but that cottage cheese and those dimples I'm seeing on my ass and the flab on those thighs has got to go.
 
Make it BIGGER!

This will please me.
 
Harry Balzac said:
Make it BIGGER!

This will please me.
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Sugar pop, it is all about what pleases me. What you got?
 
eloisel said:
Weight Watchers is an excellent diet plan. Will get rid of that chubbiness in a reasonable amount of time.
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"chubby" is a male euphemism for the erect penis. Or developing one as a result of some indirect secondary sexual stimulation, as in "getting a chubby".
 
Weight Watchers would have no effect on that, unless pushups were included at the entrance to the Cave of Sighs.

So to speak.
 
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