Martin Bashir was down my road last week.

[Gagh]

He sometimes visited his mother in law, who lived opposite and a few doors up. She passed away about a fortnight ago.

And I didn't even get one punch in for Mentalist.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You should have shouted "YOU KILLED DIANA YOU CLONE-BASTARD!" and thrown R2 noses at him I don't fucking know what I'm typing anymore.

 

[Gagh]

He's a short arse little bugger.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So is Ronnie Corbett, SHOWBIZ EXCLUSIVE.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

And Dermot O'Leary too. He sawed Davina's legs off in BB2 so he could look the same height as her.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And knocked her up as he'd look thinner!

 

[Dershocka]

http://www.myspace.com/zanyon

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL, is this some kind of "meme"? I supposed I'll have to create a myspace account to get on his list (he looks cool.)