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Mary Queen Of Shops is just a bitch, isn't she?

I've never watched any of her things. I don't know what her credentials are, but just from the adverts she sounds like a judgemental cow.
 
She has a nice line in pointy finger as well.

They call her gang the Muffia, as they are lesbian and like to kill people. Well, They are lesbians anyway, not so sure about the murder thing
 
Well, she does have a habit of going into shops and saying stuff like "if you listen to me, we can avoid anything... unpleasant... happening to this business that you've worked so hard to build."
 
I did have a meeting once with her agency, there were about 6 young girls all called Annabel and Floretta or something like that. They talked about shoes a lot and sounded incredibly stupid. I dialed up my Scottish accent and told them I just wanted to sell slightly more (Product X) rather than talk about Christian Louboutin shoes.

The meeting went well after that, at least i thought it was a lot more productive. I was never asked back.
 
headvoid said:
I did have a meeting once with her agency, there were about 6 young girls all called Annabel and Floretta or something like that. They talked about shoes a lot and sounded incredibly stupid. I dialed up my Scottish accent and told them I just wanted to sell slightly more (Product X) rather than talk about Christian Louboutin shoes.

The meeting went well after that, at least i thought it was a lot more productive. I was never asked back.
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You should have went dressed up as Mrs Doubtfire. That would probably have been more appealing to her and her type (lesbians.)
 
Another tip is to tell them you're interested in promoting for the "queer" market using "queer" strategies. NEVER USE THE WORD "GAY". Everything would instantly turn sour. Using "queer" lets them know you're an insider.
 
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