Master I've been bad

[Love Child]

I let a guy hold my hand tonight
and a girl kiss me on the cheek
and 12 monkeys in my bed.

 

[Sarek]

Which cheek?

 

[Love Child]

The one by my lips

 

[Love Child]

Sarek
I've missed you

 

[Sarek]

I've been here.

But I've been maintaining a low profile. Dork Lord is expressing interest in my penis.

Kinda scary.

 

[Love Child]

God DAmmit! CANT I JUST HAVE ONE PENIS ALL FOR MY OWN?!

 

[Love Child]

I mean its nice to hear from you. I haven't been around that much either. Just lurking. You did not ask which lips.

 

[Sarek]

I'm using my imagination.

 

[Sarek]

God DAmmit! CANT I JUST HAVE ONE PENIS ALL FOR MY OWN?!

I didn't say he could have it.

 

[Love Child]

Let us carry on then......tell me
what else do you imagine?

 

[Love Child]

I feel really boring tonight and uninteresting actually.

 

[Sarek]

I know the feeling. It's a lazy night and I'm not usually up this late.

 

[Love Child]

But I am now fantasizing about a girls lips on mine. Thank you.
Thank you lust and desire
thank you passion
thank you dreams and fantasies
that need
and want
to come true
thank you dreaming
thank you reality
thank you my hand on her ass
and a bottle of Sarek to my lips

 

[Sarek]

That's ok. I don't mind watching.

 

[Love Child]

tongue tied

 

[Sarek]

LOL.

Lip locked would also be an acceptable answer.

 

[Love Child]

Then no more words are neccesary..............

 

[Love Child]

Srsly. Now words are not even possible for me.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I've been here.

But I've been maintaining a low profile. Dork Lord is expressing interest in my penis.

Kinda scary.

Your delusions are amusing, you feeble minded old man

 

[The Dork Lord]

I let a guy hold my hand tonight
and a girl kiss me on the cheek
and 12 monkeys in my bed.

You're a filthy fucking slut, and must be punished!