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Masters of the Universe live-action film

Big Dick McGee

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
Not enough Lundgren, in my opinion.
 
Probably plenty of camp and cheese to make up for it though.
 
This still has the privilege of being the only film I've walked out on in a theater, ever.

"Jaws: The Revenge" comes close, because I really had to piss in the middle of the film but I was so glued to the screen that I just cut loose on the theater floor.
 
How could you walk out on this movie? The cheesiness demands your attention!!!
 
Tom Paris!
 
In hindsight, I suppose it was an amusing movie what with Tom Paris, Monica Gellar, and the inimitable Dolph Lundgren in starring roles. However, I always had a pretty serious crush on Evil Lyn and Meg Foster's eyes have always creeped me out.
 
Was Stinkor in it? I can't remember, but I doubt he was.
 
I walked out on Poltergeist II when the whole family started flying through the spirit clouds.

I never sat through the live HM&TMOTU so I CANNOT PASS JUDGMENT.
 
I regret not walking out on Ultraviolet.
I kept thinking, "It can Not get worse."
And then it did, repeatedly.
 
It's a good film!

Also a good film: Super Mario Bros.: The Movie


(seriously)
 
Sergeant Simon: Name.
Mario: Mario.
Sergeant Simon: Last name.
Mario: Mario.
Sergeant Simon: And you?
Luigi: Luigi.
Sergeant Simon: Luigi Luigi?
Luigi: No, Luigi Mario.
Sergeant Simon: Okay how many Marios are there between the two of you?
Luigi: Three: Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.
 
A more realistic take on the Mario Brother mythos.
 
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