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Masters of the Universe live-action film

This still has the privilege of being the only film I've walked out on in a theater, ever.

"Jaws: The Revenge" comes close, because I really had to piss in the middle of the film but I was so glued to the screen that I just cut loose on the theater floor.
 
In hindsight, I suppose it was an amusing movie what with Tom Paris, Monica Gellar, and the inimitable Dolph Lundgren in starring roles. However, I always had a pretty serious crush on Evil Lyn and Meg Foster's eyes have always creeped me out.
 
I walked out on Poltergeist II when the whole family started flying through the spirit clouds.

I never sat through the live HM&TMOTU so I CANNOT PASS JUDGMENT.
 
Sergeant Simon: Name.
Mario: Mario.
Sergeant Simon: Last name.
Mario: Mario.
Sergeant Simon: And you?
Luigi: Luigi.
Sergeant Simon: Luigi Luigi?
Luigi: No, Luigi Mario.
Sergeant Simon: Okay how many Marios are there between the two of you?
Luigi: Three: Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.
 
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