Masters of the Universe live-action film

[Big Dick McGee]

Not enough Lundgren, in my opinion.

 

[Loktar]

Probably plenty of camp and cheese to make up for it though.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

This still has the privilege of being the only film I've walked out on in a theater, ever.

"Jaws: The Revenge" comes close, because I really had to piss in the middle of the film but I was so glued to the screen that I just cut loose on the theater floor.

 

[Tisiphone]

How could you walk out on this movie? The cheesiness demands your attention!!!

 

[Yub]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKGCpeKlQQM

[YOUTUBE]FKGCpeKlQQM[/YOUTUBE]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Tom Paris!

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

In hindsight, I suppose it was an amusing movie what with Tom Paris, Monica Gellar, and the inimitable Dolph Lundgren in starring roles. However, I always had a pretty serious crush on Evil Lyn and Meg Foster's eyes have always creeped me out.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Was Stinkor in it? I can't remember, but I doubt he was.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I walked out on Poltergeist II when the whole family started flying through the spirit clouds.

I never sat through the live HM&TMOTU so I CANNOT PASS JUDGMENT.

 

[Blindgroping]

I regret not walking out on Ultraviolet.
I kept thinking, "It can Not get worse."
And then it did, repeatedly.

 

[The Tomtrek]

It's a good film!

Also a good film: Super Mario Bros.: The Movie


(seriously)

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Sergeant Simon: Name.
Mario: Mario.
Sergeant Simon: Last name.
Mario: Mario.
Sergeant Simon: And you?
Luigi: Luigi.
Sergeant Simon: Luigi Luigi?
Luigi: No, Luigi Mario.
Sergeant Simon: Okay how many Marios are there between the two of you?
Luigi: Three: Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.

 

[CaptainWacky]

A more realistic take on the Mario Brother mythos.