Matt Damon? Sexiest Man Alive? Really?

[Laker_Girl]

I finally got my People with the supposed sexiest man alive on the cover and can anyone tell me what Matt Damon has done recently? Ocean's 13 on DVD now and out for what, five minutes? Not to mention the sexiest men alive featured on the inside are the same damn guys every damn year. Johnny Depp, Denzel Washington, Brad Pitt, Tom Brady, Ben Affleck, Patrick Dempsey, and of course resident terrorist George Clooney. *YAAAAAWWWWWWNNNNNNN* No Mel Gibson mind you but every other boring cover boy for the last ten years.

If I hadn't already paid my subscription for 3 years I'd cancel that damn magazine.

 

[Dr Dave]

He must have paid somebody to get on the cover.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm pretty sure George Clooney isn't a terrorist.

 

[EV1L1]

I keep waiting for Matt to come out of the closet.. he really needs to..

 

[Dr Dave]

But then Henoch will go after him!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do you think Ben Affleck would fight to the death to defend Matt Damon from Henoch?

 

[Dr Dave]

Yes, for they are life partners!

 

[whisky]

They wanted to go with me, but I said, no, Matt needs it more.

 

[Dr Dave]

You did the right thing!

I'm sure Matt would thank you, if he was not too busy doing jack shit.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They should have gone the easy route and given it to Patrick Dempsey.

Damon got it because this was a sucky year for movies, yet Bourne was a big hit. He was finally able to cash in his chips around town.

 

[Cassie]

I don't think he's the sexiest man alive but I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about Fabio?

 

[Cassie]

Yeah, he's not allowed to eat crackers in bed.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if he's diabetic?

 

[The Watcher]

matt damon seems like the kind of guy who'd give a weak ass backrub. Fuck that clown right in the ear.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What kind of backrub do you think The Rock would give?

 

[whisky]

a rock hard one

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

A BACKRUB TO THE DEATH BRUTHER.

 

[whisky]

I think he would raise his eyebrow while doing it

 

[Cassie]

The Rock can back rub me to death ANYTIME! Fabio can just die, OK?