Matt Damon? Sexiest Man Alive? Really?

[CaptainWacky]

Scarlett Johansson should have won this poll, somehow.

 

[The Dork Lord]

matt damon seems like the kind of guy who'd give a weak ass backrub. Fuck that clown right in the ear.

MMMMMMMMMMM

Tight lil ear!

 

[Laker_Girl]

The Rock can back rub me to death ANYTIME! Fabio can just die, OK?

Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

 

[Dr Dave]

Scarlett Johansson should have won this poll, somehow.

It would have been the right thing to happen.

 

[Tisiphone]

All I care is that Clive was in it. I think Matt is cute, so I don't have a problem with him.

Javier Bardem was a nice surprise, even if he is dating that hair-lipped bitch Penelope Cruz.

 

[Laker_Girl]

I sent the editor an Email letting them know I was writing from beyond the grave as I died of boredom reading this issue. Sarcasm never makes it into the Mailbox.

 

[Tisiphone]

Ooh! Gerard Butler was in it, too. He's fuckalicious.

Is Russell Crow sexy anymore? No.

And did you see some of the sexy at any age men? M. Night? Bryant Gumbel? Blech!

 

[Laker_Girl]

I KNOW RIGHT?!?!?!

They need to stop doing the "Sexiest Man Alive" edition until someone with a little taste in men is hired on to do the picking.

 

[The Watcher]

What kind of backrub do you think The Rock would give?

totally solid as long as there was an audience and everyone could see how wonderful he was. if alone, I'm thinking he'd hurry through the chick's backrub to get to the part where she rubs oil on him. unrelated, but he also strikes me as having a panty sniffing fetish.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I bet the Rock's actually very caring and attentive, actually.

 

[starbys]

I threw up a little bit. And I don't remember having corn.

 

[Laker_Girl]

I don't even care! I'd take a wham, bam, thank you ma'am from The Rock and I'd leave his fine ass makin' him feel like it was my idea, WORD!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I doubt you could get one over on The Rock.