Maxim Hot 100

[CaptainWacky]

Another list I must destroy!

100. Lauren Storm
99. Alison Brie
98. Chanel
97. iJustine
96. Lea Seydoux

95.Kristin Gustafson
94. Kelly Ripa
93. Kara DioGuardi
92. Helena Mattsson
91. Amber Lancaster

90. Keeley Hazell
89. Kelly Brook
88. Daniela Ruah
87. Chelsea Handler
86. Jessie James

85. Kylie Bisutti
84. Anna Paquin
83. Danielle Panabaker
82. Stacy Keibler
81. Navi Rawat

80. Maria Menounos
79. Rebecca Mader
78. Emma Roberts
77. Yvonne Strahovski
76. Kristin Cavallari

75. Lily Allen
74. Natalie Morales
73. Zooey Deschanel
72. Danneel Harris
71. Dawn Olivieri

70. Odette Yustman
69. Monica Keena
68. Emmanuelle Chriqui
67. Annalynne McCord
66. Peyton List

65. Christian Serratos
64. Camilla Belle
63. Alessandra Ambrosio
62. Lyndsy Fonseca
61. Naya Rivera

60. Grace Park
59. Lindsey Vonn
58. Erin Andrews
57. Gabrielle Union
56. Ke$ha

55. Tricia Helfer
54. Britney Spears
53. Laura Vandervoort
52. Kristen Bell
51. Moon Bloodgood

50. Alice Eve
49. Emma Stone
48. Emmy Rossum
47. Sofia Vergara
46. Rachel Bilson

45. Julianne Hough
44. Stephanie Pratt
43. Jordana Brewster
42. Anna Faris
41. Katie Cassidy

40. Dania Ramirez
39. Malin Akerman
38.Angelina Jolie
37. Joanna Krupa
36. Rachelle Leah

35. Jennifer Love Hewitt
34. Jessica Alba
33. January Jones
32. Jessica Biel
31. Taylor Swift

30. Hayden Panetierre
29. Ashley Greene
28. Kaley Cuoco
27. Hilary Duff
26. Eliza Dushku

25. Danica Patrick
24. Nicole Scherzinger
23. Arianny Celeste
22. Mila Kunis
21. Milla Jovovich

20. Olivia Wilde
19. Bar Rafaeli
18. Christina Aguilera
17. Leighton Meester
16. Selita Ebanks

15. Amanda Bynes
14. Scarlett Johansson
13. Amber Heard
12. Audrina Patridge
11. Eva Mendes

10. Marisa Miller
9. Kim Kardashian
8. Olivia Munn
7. Elisabetta Canalis
6. Rihanna

5. Megan Fox


4. Blake Lively
3. Zoe Saldana
2. Brooklyn Decker
1.Katy Perry

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can't be bothered looking up the ones I don't know.

100. Lauren Storm
99. Alison Brie - Cute
98. Chanel - What the fuck? One name?
97. iJustine - If she's some fucking virtual shit she can fuck off.
96. Lea Seydoux - Looked her up becasue of her name. Doesn't seem hot.

95.Kristin Gustafson
94. Kelly Ripa
93. Kara DioGuardi
92. Helena Mattsson
91. Amber Lancaster

90. Keeley Hazell - Surprised she's on an american list.
89. Kelly Brook - Her too. What an amazing coincidence that they're right next to each other!
88. Daniela Ruah
87. Chelsea Handler
86. Jessie James

85. Kylie Bisutti
84. Anna Paquin - I used to like her a lot. Have not liked the look of her recent event pics.
83. Danielle Panabaker
82. Stacy Keibler - I remember her from WWE! She has literally no breasts.
81. Navi Rawat

80. Maria Menounos
79. Rebecca Mader - Wait. Just wait a fucking minute here. Just wait. She's Charlotte from Lost, right? Evangeline Lilly, the hottest actress on Lost ISN'T ON THE LIST AT ALL. Yet somehow, Rebecca Mader (who I do like a bit) manages to make it. NO ONE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD thinks Rebecca Mader is hotter than Evangeline Lilly. This is a fucking fix. FUCK IT.
78. Emma Roberts - She's really cute. Don't know if she's "hot" yet.
77. Yvonne Strahovski - Meh. If she wasn't in a cool show she wouldn't be that popular. Weird mouth.
76. Kristin Cavallari

75. Lily Allen - On an american list? She must have a good agent.
74. Natalie Morales
73. Zooey Deschanel - I've come to the conclusion that she's overrated.
72. Danneel Harris
71. Dawn Olivieri

70. Odette Yustman
69. Monica Keena
68. Emmanuelle Chriqui
67. Annalynne McCord
66. Peyton List - She's actually really hot. SHe's in Flashforward. OKAY.

65. Christian Serratos
64. Camilla Belle - I thought I knew who she was and looked her up. But turns out I didn't! Doesn't look like anything amazing from the pics.
63. Alessandra Ambrosio
62. Lyndsy Fonseca
61. Naya Rivera

60. Grace Park - No.
59. Lindsey Vonn
58. Erin Andrews
57. Gabrielle Union - Umm, she's alright, ON FLASHFORWARD.
56. Ke$ha - NO, NO, FUCKNIG NO.

55. Tricia Helfer
54. Britney Spears - NO, NO, FUCKINGK NO.
53. Laura Vandervoort - Yeah.
52. Kristen Bell - Cute.
51. Moon Bloodgood - I'd like her if I'd seen her in more things I've seen (she's hot.)

50. Alice Eve
49. Emma Stone - I'm pretty sure she's hot.
48. Emmy Rossum - She was recently pictured with Michelle Trachtenberg who was BLATANTLY hotter than her.
47. Sofia Vergara
46. Rachel Bilson

45. Julianne Hough
44. Stephanie Pratt
43. Jordana Brewster - Hot.
42. Anna Faris
41. Katie Cassidy

40. Dania Ramirez
39. Malin Akerman
38.Angelina Jolie
37. Joanna Krupa
36. Rachelle Leah

35. Jennifer Love Hewitt - What the fuck? Did TIME TRAVELLERS FROM TEN YEARS AGO vote?
34. Jessica Alba - Meh.
33. January Jones - Cool name.
32. Jessica Biel - YES. Obviously.
31. Taylor Swift - She has nice skin.

30. Hayden Panetierre - EWW.
29. Ashley Greene
28. Kaley Cuoco
27. Hilary Duff - She's good looking from what I've seen but again was pictured with Michelle and Michelle's hotter so this list is a joke.
26. Eliza Dushku - Meh. Over her long ago.

25. Danica Patrick
24. Nicole Scherzinger
23. Arianny Celeste
22. Mila Kunis - Yes. MORE LIKE THIS.
21. Milla Jovovich - Umm, I like her, but isn't this a bit high?

20. Olivia Wilde - Yes. She's really sexy.
19. Bar Rafaeli
18. Christina Aguilera - Not buying it. She only made her comeback recently and I assume voting went on for months. Has a good agent.
17. Leighton Meester - AGAIN, has been pictured with Michelle many times and Michell's blatantly undeniably hotter.
16. Selita Ebanks

15. Amanda Bynes
14. Scarlett Johansson - Well she's my number three, SO YEAH, OF COURSE.
13. Amber Heard - She's hot I think?
12. Audrina Patridge
11. Eva Mendes
10. Marisa Miller
9. Kim Kardashian - URGH WHAT?
8. Olivia Munn - Overrated. Not even a real nerd.
7. Elisabetta Canalis
6. Rihanna - She used to be really hot but she's too wierd now. Too high.

5. Megan Fox - Just fuck off. Though it's funny that she's not getting number one anymore.


4. Blake Lively - YET AGAIN, HAS BEEN FUCKING SEEN WITH MICHELLE MANY TIMES AND EVERY TIME MICHELLE HAS BEEN HOTTER. THIS IS A JOKE.
3. Zoe Saldana - She's pretty. Wuoldn't be this high on mine but no complaints here.
2. Brooklyn Decker
1.Katy Perry - I like her. Would never been number one.

So I think I've covered how ridiculous Michelle being off the list is but Natalie who OBJECTIVELY is a bigger star and more well known isn't there either so really it's just as bad as the FHM list.

I HATE THINGs.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Any "Hot" list that includes Kelly Ripa, Kara DioGuardi, and Chelsea Handler was obviously compiled by lazy people.

 

[Dirk Funk]

This list is insipid. No mention of Summer Glau or Alessandra Torresani. Both of whom should at least be ON the list.

 

[Dr Dave]

94. Kelly Ripa -For one how did she get on this list let alone as high as 94. She's not hot.

35. Jennifer Love Hewitt- Again not hot, on a stupid show. The only thing she has going for her are her breasts.

34. Jessica Alba- bit to high up on the list, athough at least they ranked her higher then Hewitt.

1.Katy Perry- Attractive, yes. But number one, no.

 

[Loktar]

#1 should have been Megan Fox or Summer Glau.

 

[The Tomtrek]

#1 should have been Megan Fox

You disgust me.

 

[14thDoctor]

I stopped reading as soon as I saw Alison Brie wasn't in the top 10.

 

[Tisiphone]

Where the fuck is Anne Hathaway???

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Where the fuck is Anne Hathaway???

You know what? I ask the same question in general: WHERE IS THE MF LOVE FOR ANNE HATHAWAY? IS IT UP TO A GAY MAN TO GET THE BALL ROLLING? teehee ball

 

[Tisiphone]

You said ball!

I love me some Anne Hathaway. I'd motorboat the shit out of her. And I like the cock. But you can't deny the girl has some class tits on her (almost has class as mine), and she's just adorable.

 

[Tisiphone]

I wanna know who compiles these lists? Who are the leading experts on hotness? Because they suck.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It may be Maxim's list, but it looks like it was written by somebody who reads a lot of US Magazine.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You know what? I ask the same question in general: WHERE IS THE MF LOVE FOR ANNE HATHAWAY? IS IT UP TO A GAY MAN TO GET THE BALL ROLLING? teehee ball

Umm, she was number 16 on the Wacky Hot One Hundred, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

 

[Tisiphone]

And she was in my top ten girls.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YEAH, EGGS.

 

[Tisiphone]

I just bumped it for him.

 

[Dual]

You know what? I ask the same question in general: WHERE IS THE MF LOVE FOR ANNE HATHAWAY? IS IT UP TO A GAY MAN TO GET THE BALL ROLLING? teehee ball

I love Anne Hathaway!

 

[WillsZenith]

Ke$ha, WTF!

she looks like some greasy tramp.....


Didnt see eva green, ( only scanned through) therefore all is null and void...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Nope, no Eva "Number 13 On The Wacky Hot One Hundred" Green on it.