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Maybe death feels good and life is the torture beforehand

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
But if you commit suicide you're breaking the rules.
 
What if you commit suicide by drinking a slow-acting poison several times over a decade?

What if you commit suicide by overexposing your skin to the sun in your youth?

What if you commit suicide by eating fatty foods and not exercising your whole life?
 
So it sucks doubly if you're actually tortured.
 
I don't have all the answers.

Just most of them.
 
Usually the people that say death is great after a hard life believe in God, and expect to stay in His Heavenly Condo Complex in the afterlife.
 
Life is just passive aggressive suicide.
 
I just slept for an hour and was sad I woke up. :(
 
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