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MAYBE I'LL WANK OVER JANEWAY

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
IT would seem to fit.
 
GOOD WANKING MATERIAL WITH MANY SUBTLE UNDERTONES OF A MATURE WOMAN IN HER FLOWERING MIDDLE AGE
 
I don't negoitiate with BORG.
 
Janeway reminded me of Judith Hann.

I was once caught wanking to Tomorrows world BTW. Oh, the shame.
 
Who caught you?
 
My mother, I told here i was excited about Kieran Prendiville spreading Jam on a CD, but it was really Judith Hann.
 
Great. Now I have to google Judith. Hold on...
 
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You are forgiven. HAWT.
 
Oh god... I might have to have a memory lane wank.

actually maybe not
 
DID YOU KNOW KATE MULGREW IS A TALENTED PUPPETEER, ALMOST TO PROFESSIONAL LEVEL? IT CAME AS QUITE A SHOCK TO ROBERT DUNCAN MACNEIL AT THE SEASON 5 WRAP PARTY, WHEN A VERY DRUNK MULGREW STUFFED HER HAND UP MACNEIL'S BACKSIDE AND RECITED THE LORDS PRAYER IN A JAMAICAN ACCENT WHILST MOVING HIS JAWS.
 
MOM!

What are you doing here? I don't live with you anymore...
 
Stellar madness.
 
OUR FATHER, WHO ART IN HAYY-VON MON
HALLOWED BE THA NAYUM
THAH WILL BE DON MON
 
TURN OFF YOUR HUNGER PAINS CHIP
 
I doubt I wanked over Janeway.
 
"Q2" was on Spike last night, with one of my favorite Q lines to his son:

"If the Continuum's told you once, they've told you a thousand times: Don't provoke the Borg!"
 
Just the bun?
 
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