The Question
Eternal
Her: (East Indian sounding) Hello ees (x) dere?"
Me: (Rooster Cogburn voice (Jeff Bridges version)): "Hyep! Hut kin Ah DO fer ya!"
Her: "I em cole-ing from Cod Membuh Services to uffuh you--"
Me: "Ah's hopin' yew'd call!"
Her: "Excuse me sir?"
Me: "How much fer the use of ya!"
Her: "Sir?"
Me: "Plain enough, way Ah see it, was a white man brought'cha hyer! You talk purteh good, Ah reckon he put down some coin on'na deal! Maybe he'd cotton to makin' some r'turn on'nat invest-ment! How much you reckon he'd charge me for the use of ya fer one night!"
Me: (Rooster Cogburn voice (Jeff Bridges version)): "Hyep! Hut kin Ah DO fer ya!"
Her: "I em cole-ing from Cod Membuh Services to uffuh you--"
Me: "Ah's hopin' yew'd call!"
Her: "Excuse me sir?"
Me: "How much fer the use of ya!"
Her: "Sir?"
Me: "Plain enough, way Ah see it, was a white man brought'cha hyer! You talk purteh good, Ah reckon he put down some coin on'na deal! Maybe he'd cotton to makin' some r'turn on'nat invest-ment! How much you reckon he'd charge me for the use of ya fer one night!"