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Medical Advice Requested

I don't think it was anal sex; my ass never hurt at all that I can remember. And like I mentioned before: He prefers not to use lubrication. I could go ask him but I won't --he's reading the last Devil's Due issue of GI Joe.
 
How would that conversation go?

Gonad: Honey, my ass is bleeding.

Mr. Gonad: Yeah, sure sweetheart, I'll be there as soon as I'm done reading this comic book.

Gonad: Yes, my dear husband. Just to let you know so that you don't get upset and accuse me of using lubrication, I thought I'd inform you that it's just blood.

Mr. Gonad: Ok, honey, I'll go fuck you in the butt as soon as Cobra Commander finishes killing his son.

Gonad: OK, I'll go wait in the bedroom with my ass in the air. I'll make sure to use the red sheets to hide the bloodstains.

Mr. Gonad: I love you sweetie. But, not as much as Cobra Commander. Now, what do we say when we end all conversations?

Gonad: Yes, that's right, I almost forgot dear. GO JOE!
 
I don't think we've had anal sex since before October or November last year. I'm sure I posted about it, we could just do a sear--oh, that's right. It would have been in The Badlands and probably got pruned.
 
Ever tried marijuana. Also, are you perhaps bisexual/bi-curious and/or into partner swapping?
 
LC, sometimes I have trouble picturing you saying the words you type. I suppose you think and type them comfortably enough; do we need to be together in a more private setting for you to express them verbally?
 
Knowing Mirah, I have no trouble at all picturing her in her persona.

It's GREAT actually. She and I should do standup. That would take care of the working thing.
 
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Gonad said:
LC, sometimes I have trouble picturing you saying the words you type. I suppose you think and type them comfortably enough; do we need to be together in a more private setting for you to express them verbally?
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It is true. I am shy at first in real life.I suppose I gave off sort of a good girl image when we met, didn't I? Once I relax and get to know you then its all the same. I often think about the expression you might have on your face as the things are being done to you that you type about. I think about your smile, and your hair being pulled, and wanting to be the one pulling it.
 
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