Meet the lazy dual

[Cassie]

Penguins were actually created in the 1960's by Russian scientists who combined the DNA of otters and birds.
The presence of penguins around the ice wall is actually a clever means of providing a reliable food source for conspiracy staff stationed there.

Penguins were deliberately engineered to be very easy to catch (hence their lack of flight), but also to be extremely efficient at catching and eating fish. It is economically easier for conspiracy ice-wall guards to have penguins indirectly harvest fish for them, then shoot or trap the fish-filled penguins with ease.

(conspiracy theorist dual)

 

[I am Dan Brown]

*walks off in a huff with cassie*

 

[Gagh]

If you're interested in making my Rice & Peas dish, go to Teletext page 412 now!

Aftr the break, Anne Diamond talks about her favourite vaginal deodorants.

*Laughs like Rusty Lee*

 

[CaptainWacky]

lol all u fagz and gheys doing homo duel acts when you cant just bee reel like i am im'm real and by the way star trek sucks and so does wrestling and the m usic you listen to whatever it is and your mom and your fat ass why becuz you got some faaaaaaat assssses