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Men...I fucking hate them

I'm a little acorn crown
lying on the cocoa ground
everybody steps on me
that is why I'm cracked you see

I'm a nut (click click*)
I'm a nut (click click)
I'm a nut (click) nut (click) nut (click click)

Call myself on the telephone
just to see if I was home
Ask myself for a date
Gotta get ready by half past eight

I'm a nut (click click)
I'm a nut (click click)
I'm a nut (click) nut (click) nut (click click)

Take myself to the movie grand
(just to hold my little hand)
Put my arm around my waist
and when I squeeze I slap my face!

I'm a nut (click click)
I'm a nut (click click)
I'm a nut (click) nut (click) nut (click click)

*You make the click sound by popping your toungue off the roof of your mouth
 
Except my male friends, they are ok coz they don't want to fuck me.

All the rest tho, I hate ya's...ya understand?

FUCK off or ima give u a labotomy, fucking PIGS fucking DOGS fucking SCUM MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! All the fucking same.



srsly

I think I see the problem here.....

Its apparent that you my dear, and not fully aware of your female potential. As a woman, you were brought into this world with a very special gift resting at the base of your lap. Something thats called a "PUSSY". This gift of yours has been know to make men do things that they wouldn't dream of doing without it. Wars have been fought because of it, Murders have been comitted over it, Families have been both built and destroyed because of it, Kingdoms and nations have both risen and fallen because of it.

Take the ancient queen Cleopatra for example, She used this gift of hers to seduce two of Romes most powerful leaders (Julius Ceasar and Marc Antony) and later started a civil war within the ranks of the Roman Republic and almost brought Rome to its knees.

Even in the beginning of the bible, God made Adam and Eve. Eve used the power of pussy to lure adam to listening to her rather than to God, and thus got them both kicked out of the garden of eden

Later came Sampson and Delilah. Delilah used the power of pussy to get Sampson to reveal his deepest secret to her and thus used it against him to bring the most powerfulest man in his time to his knees.

You have been given a very strong and powerful gift down there. All you have to learn now, is how to use it corectly, and the world is yours.

:eek:
 
What most women do with their stinking holes couldn't possible be less interesting to me then it is already.

Most vagina is fetid meat and frankly I prefer it remain clothed.

Of course I have pretty high standards. Which is to say somewhat less of a slave to cunt as most women seem to think I should be. Actually quite a bit less.
 
What most women do with their stinking holes couldn't possible be less interesting to me then it is already.

Most vagina is fetid meat and frankly I prefer it remain clothed.

Of course I have pretty high standards. Which is to say somewhat less of a slave to cunt as most women seem to think I should be. Actually quite a bit less.

UR GAY.
 
What most women do with their stinking holes couldn't possible be less interesting to me then it is already.

Most vagina is fetid meat and frankly I prefer it remain clothed.

Of course I have pretty high standards. Which is to say somewhat less of a slave to cunt as most women seem to think I should be. Actually quite a bit less.

not ghey, just developed.

Central tasks of Middle Adulthood

* Express love through more than sexual contacts.
* Maintain healthy life patterns.
* Develop a sense of unity with mate.
* Help growing and grown children to be responsible adults.
* Relinquish central role in lives of grown children.
* Accept children's mates and friends.
* Create a comfortable home.
* Be proud of accomplishments of self and mate/spouse.
* Reverse roles with aging parents.
* Achieve mature, civic and social responsibility.
* Adjust to physical changes of middle age.
* Use leisure time creatively.
* Love for others
 
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