Men in Kilts

[eloisel]

Oh, my. You weren't exaggerating - you don't have a butt. I've got some to spare and I'd give it to you, except then you'd have a girly butt.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Yeah I'd probably look like a lesbian, what with my mullet and all.

 

[eloisel]

In a skirt, girly butt, mullet ... that ought to go over well at the family shindig.

Did you just learn that you can marry first cousins in your state?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

The state of inebriation allows all kinds of unholy matrimony, love.

That is why I live here.

 

[eloisel]

Ha, ha, ha ... well, when I learned last year that my dating pool was wider than originally thought because we can marry first cousins here, I thought .... ewww.

 

[Enkephalen]

Why is it traditional for men in kilts to go undieless? Does that mean that women have been dressing all wrong?

 

[curiousa2z]

kilts were around before undies.

[this is my theory, which belongs to me]