MENTALIST MIA PART XVIII

[Cassie]

She's got her eyes open!

 

[Dr Dave]

USE THOSE MAGIGAL POWERS!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

MINE FIELD WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE!

FORM OF...HOT GREEK WOMAN WITH A LAPTOP IN HER LAP!

 

[Dr Dave]

This had better work!

 

[The Tomtrek]

He's probably "outside" talking to "real people".

YOU'VE CHANGED, MAN.

 

[Dr Dave]

"Real people"...

Then we may have lost him forever.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Only the Sith deal in absolutes.

 

[Dr Dave]

I forgot!

 

[headvoid]

Somewhere someone has photoshopped a sith with a bottle of absolut going "want some?"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Possibly Mentalist!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

mOst assuredly!

i'm singin uh oh on a sunday night and i hope everyfink's gonna be alright said kate nash earlier tonight regarding menty's missingness.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's a lyrical genius! And she might look like she's been sucking lemons, because she's so bitter, but she'd rather be with your friends, mate, because they're so much fitter!

 

[whisky]

So Menty lives in a hot country, has a beautiful girlfriend, and when he goes out, no doubt sees many topless women.

And people are wondering why hes not online?

The bigger question is why he EVER came online!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BECAUSE NO ONE CAN LOVE HIM LIKE WE DO! AND WE'LL KILL ANYONE WHO TRIES!!111



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Was that out loud?

 

[Mentalist]

Somewhere someone has photoshopped a sith with a bottle of absolut going "want some?"

Possibly Mentalist!

I thought about it but went with this approach instead.

Spoiler

Oh, and hello everyone!

 

[CaptainWacky]

That could be a REAL AD if Lucas would agree not to sue the shit out of them.

 

[Cassie]

I tried to watch Phantom Menace last night, but Jar Jar... oy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent!

 

[Dr Dave]

Very true.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why do I sense we've picked up another pathetic lifeform?

(Jedi are elitist snobs!)