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Rumours on the popular entertainment e-Zine epackoflies.com suggest that the bloeved TK Admin & Professional Artist of the Piss Variety, is set to reform popular band TOAD THE WET SPROCKET.
The new band will consist of 5 members.
MR ALDACIOUS BENZITE MENTALIST III - Lead Singer, Guitars & Maracas
TITO JACKSON - Tito will provide backing hamonies & Bez-style dancing moves
PEPPER FROM NEIGHBOURS - Pepper will be suspended above the rest of the band in an enormous bird cage, and dressed in nothing but the pages of a UK Transformers magazine. She will play bass with her nipples alone.
SIGOURNEY WEAVER - Keyboards, trumpet & Vocals. Popular Actress Weaver, 67, will take to the stage in a gorilla outfit with holes for her enormous ageing breats to poke through. Eccentric Sigourney (45), will also provide a bear to dance on a hot plate.
SPORTACUS - Acrobats, Triangle, Tambourine, Beer Bottles & Drums. Popular children's entertainer SPORTACUS will dress like an Egyptian (A SEXY ONE!) for his stage appearances.
The new band will tour next year, and rumours suggest a 20+ date tour. WOW!
The new band will consist of 5 members.
MR ALDACIOUS BENZITE MENTALIST III - Lead Singer, Guitars & Maracas
TITO JACKSON - Tito will provide backing hamonies & Bez-style dancing moves
PEPPER FROM NEIGHBOURS - Pepper will be suspended above the rest of the band in an enormous bird cage, and dressed in nothing but the pages of a UK Transformers magazine. She will play bass with her nipples alone.
SIGOURNEY WEAVER - Keyboards, trumpet & Vocals. Popular Actress Weaver, 67, will take to the stage in a gorilla outfit with holes for her enormous ageing breats to poke through. Eccentric Sigourney (45), will also provide a bear to dance on a hot plate.
SPORTACUS - Acrobats, Triangle, Tambourine, Beer Bottles & Drums. Popular children's entertainer SPORTACUS will dress like an Egyptian (A SEXY ONE!) for his stage appearances.
The new band will tour next year, and rumours suggest a 20+ date tour. WOW!
