Menty announces plans to never post in the MF ever again

[CaptainWacky]

"I'm not even going to think about it lol," he said, smoking a gigantic cigar like a bigshot.

 

[Aquehonga]

Menty should become the new Pope!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

2 posts in Dec.

1 post in Jan.

No posts in Feb.


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[whisky]

You just need to know the right bait.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

None of us are tanned, leggy booby Greek girls bearing full bottles of alcohol.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Maybe if I post a thread about Big Brother, he'll come back?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I think it's up to the footie fans. They hold the key to his heart.

 

[whisky]

I have used insider knowledge to set up what might be the perfect trap.

Although maybe I should have photoshoped in some skyrim dragons too.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd rather no posts than football posts.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Football threads should be posted in the football forum.

 

[curiousa2z]

OI! Where's that, then?

 

[Dr Dave]

Hell, I would imagine.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Seventh Circle.

 

[Dr Dave]

Mentalist to eat 9 squids next Tuesday at 5pm?

 

[CaptainWacky]

He doesn't even like cigars.

Also he'll probably only eat one squid and it'll be three hours later.

 

[FBI parte due]

I think I might have to make a late New Year's resolution to eat squid all the time, as a part of every meal.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's a grape inspecting jumper-face.

 

[FBI parte due]

PM him the word "GRAPES" and then two carriage returns and then "lol."

He'll know what it means.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Do it here, and on Facebook.

We shall slowly drive him insane until he submits.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll burn down his socks.