Menty, Wacky

[EnglishRose]

what's been happening on BB - I've missed two weeks - who/what was Sam?

 

[CaptainWacky]

TWO WEEKS!? You can't expect us to recap all that.

Sam was a new housemate who came in with Aisleyene, he/she (transvestite/transexual...still not sure) was evicted, Sezer went the week before that, George quit, Grace is evil and now she knows the public hate her because they were chanting "get Grace out" last night, Nikki is funny, Pete says wankers, new boring woman with fake tits entered last night, Lea is a moany cow and THE ROCK IS LAYING THE SMACKETH DOWN

 

[Mentalist]

OH THE SWINE!

 

[Gagh]

I'd watch IMMEDIATELY if they let The Rock in there.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So would PERVY JOE

 

[Gagh]

Or COTTON-EYED JOE

 

[Mentalist]

COTTON EYE JOE FOR ADMIN

 

[EnglishRose]

Thanks Wacky, that's all I needed to know

 

[Ishcabittle]

That's one hell of a recap! I'd be even more impressed if I knew anything about the show, I'm sure.

do-dee-do dee-dum-do-dee-doo...

 

[Gagh]

All these weird people ('members of public') in a house. They nominate two people who they want out each week. The public votes. The last two are chosen between by the public. The winner gets cash and numerous Z-List 'celebrity' appearances.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Oh, so it's kind of like that show Big Brother we had a while back here in the states...

 

[Gagh]

That's why it's called Big Brother (or to Hulk Hogan WHATCHA GONNA DO BIG BRUTHA)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sam was definitely a guy.