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Messenger's death thread Cliff's Notes

What? Not even a chuckle? Even Sadi told me that this was funny. Now, for HER to laugh at this and not you...? That is TOTALLY fucked up.
 
Conchaga said:
What? Not even a chuckle? Even Sadi told me that this was funny. Now, for HER to laugh at this and not you...? That is TOTALLY fucked up.
I guess wrinkly old penis gives a girl back her sense of humor.
 
Grandtheftcow said:
I guess wrinkly old penis gives a girl back her sense of humor.
Unless you are seated at a glass dining table for a turkey dinner and an old nudist is sitting next to you.
 
Ha! While in seriously dilapidated condition, it was still recognizable for what it was. I finally had to ask him to tuck it away or cover it with a napkin. He was rude at first, a bit offended as he was quite proud of his naked personage. However, he'd invited me to his house to be his guest for dinner and he'd gone to a great deal of trouble to make a fabulous meal. Surely, he didn't want me sitting there perplexed in between fits of giggles unable to take one bite of the result of his labor. He reluctantly put a sock on it. None too soon as shortly thereafter he overturned the gravy boat and made a mess. He could have seriously burned his tender bits.
 
I think I missed this entire drama.

Thank GOD for the notes.

For future reference: anyone to says they killed themselves on TK will be remembered only long enough for me to ask someone to summarize for me, then be forgotten.
 
Connie? I thought people were still using Cochanga or Conchanga et al.

Conchie, Connie, Cunny, and asshole are all suitable.
 
Conchaga said:
Kefka/Zodiac/Messenger/Ultros/DLA/EveryotherdualonTK: Hey, Mentalist. You should make a thread on TK telling everyone I'm dead.

Mentalist: zOMG!!! That's a great idea!!! TK is sooooooooooasdfas boring lately!!

Kefka/Zodiac/Messenger/Ultros/DLA/EveryotherdualonTK: [mr burns]MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Now that cheating slut, S. Sadiablo will be sorry she left me!![/mr burns]

Mentalist: Members of TK
Kefka/Zodiac/Messenger/Ultros/DLA/EveryotherdualonTK shot himself in teh hed!!

Sadi: I said I left TK, but I still lurk. OMG, what's this? Kefka/Zodiac/Messenger/Ultros/DLA/EveryotherdualonTK is teh ded!?!? BOO HOO BOO HOO *tear*

Sarek: *yawn* Did Conchaga put you up to this?

TK Populace: [sadandmourning]awwww.... he's teh ded now[/sadandmourning]

Cait: He's not teh ded U fewls!!

Sarek: Told you so!!

Gagh: Now that this farce has been outed, it's time for me to make witty and sarcastic remarks burning everyone involved or not involved. zOMG SPAM s;lth a9to8y7w4t0w34o; aes.jgfas /sgdaSDGADSGs g98 w8ger

Random TK Duals: huh? *drool*

Sadi: HeroicFool, my savior! Make them pay for my tears of anguish!!

HeroicFool: I'm going to live up to my aptly-named self and defend Sadiablo's honor!!

HeroicFool: You made my girlfriend cry! You homo bastards!! I will teh killz yewz!!

Sarek: Nobody take anything on TK seriously, because Conchaga is a dipshit!

Kefka/Zodiac/Messenger/Ultros/DLA/EveryotherdualonTK: zOMG HeroicFool is a pedophile who stole my cyber girlfriend!! HAHAHAHA I made someone cry!!

Grammour Boy: Everyone's getting a piece of the S. Sadiablo virtual ass but me. So, I'm just gonna spam now to spite everyone and show them just how much I'm not getting any Sadiablo pussy!!

Grammour Boy: SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM

HeroicFool: Damn you Kefka/Zodiac/Messenger/Ultros/DLA/EveryotherdualonTK!! I watched my buddies die in 'Nam! That' means I'm totally psycho and gonna kick your butt!

Grammour Boy: I'm still not getting any Sadipussy. SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM

BadDog/Sarek combo: Hey, since nothing serious is going on, let's hump eachother some more in here!!!

Lilith: I'm not really involved in this, and have no official information, but I'm gonna stick my nose in and act like I know EVRAHTHING about this!!

Cait: I towld yew fewls he wasn't teh ded!!

Missmanners: I am teh most motherfucking badassed troll EVAR!! I also own lots of guns.

Men of TK: Missmanners is my daddy!!

Mentalist: POPCORN!!! GET YOUR POPCORN!!

TK populace: We will take some of teh popcorn!!

teh MF kru: afv igtqwn 4pq83465c o8pq36t34 zOMG hey!! STFU up there!! kant U peeple see weez tryin' ta psam down heer!!?!?!1/1/1/1/1 ;vnasoetupwe7tvqwp8teb g ,ga/dsGAESD wespamforfun isdhya8e ytqaweta zOMG!!

Grammour Boy: Still not getting any Sadipussy SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM

BadDog/Sarek Combo: HUMPHUMPHUMPHUMP

HeroicFool: Seriously folks. You made a little girl cry. Not like I normally do, by taking away her teddy bear. You people need to die. So, fux U all in teh nex!!!

HeroicFool/BadDog Combo: [sissygirls]OMG girl fight!!![/sissygirls]

Mentalist: I hereby declare that HeroicFool is my bitch!

Grammour Boy: SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM

HeroicFool: I'm going to act like I'm not your bitch, but contradict myself by talking too much.

Grammour Boy: SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM

Mentalist: See? I told you guys he's my bitch.

Kefka/Zodiac/Messenger/Ultros/DLA/EveryotherdualonTK: Hey, HF, here's my address and telephone number. Come and get me. I will now insult your slutty girlfriend some more!!!

Kefka/Zodiac/Messenger/Ultros/DLA/EveryotherdualonTK: Cait's askin' for it!!

FBI Parte Due: I'm going to point out the obvious, that this is drama.

TK Populace: We know already. Stop bogarting teh popcorn!!

Caitriona: *pokes angry dog with stick*

Kefka/Zodiac/Messenger/Ultros/DLA/EveryotherdualonTK: Stop that, or you will feel the full force of my meltdown wrath!!

FBI Parte Due: Where's Conchaga's cliff's notes when I need them!?!

Caitriona: Kefka/Zodiac/Messenger/Ultros/DLA/EveryotherdualonTK, you ain't shit. Bring it on pencildick!!

Kefka/Zodiac/Messenger/Ultros/DLA/EveryotherdualonTK: Lame response.

Cait: I won MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Duals of TK: Duals of TK unite to spam this thread!@Asgfasg ;oiasu a9p et5ewngndvnfnda gf.sg

Caitriona: I'm going to make a quck rundown on this that's totally incorrect and 100% assumption. Watch me make an ass of myself.

Eloisel: [spicegirls]GIRL POWER!![/spicegirls]

TK Populace: Ok, teh dramah's over. Can we make jokes now?

Random TK members: Lame joke, lame joke, lame joke.

Eggs: I'm, like, so totally gay, and I've got awesome gay wit. I will now proceed to Pwn you all with my homo humor.

Eloisel: It's moronic conjecture time!!

Gagh: Look out. I'm out of DC and I am gonna make you all to SUFFAR!!

Kefka/Zodiac/Messenger/Ultros/DLA/EveryotherdualonTK: Time to reaffirm I have the bigger E-Cock than HF!!

Gagh: zOMG more opportunity to point out to you losers that you SUCK!!

Conchaga: Well, off to the parody machine!!

Gagh: [paranoidandroid]Oh, what's the use....?[/paranoidandroid]

Conchaga: Because this shit is funny and needs to be upgraded to FUCKING HYSTERICAL.

TEH END

Or is it?
Idiot.
 
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