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[Kitty]

I know people that eat such things for DINNER!

IRL? UNPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!

 

[Dark Pickle]

You'd think so, but IT'S TROO!!!!1

 

[Loktar]

But bacon tastes awesome and that is a proven fact. You could say bacon tastes like shit but you'd be lying.

Nuh-uh.

[STRIKE]What if I took some bacon and deep fried it in shit?[/STRIKE]

Nevermind. Thats too gross.

 

[Kitty]

Why dont you like bacon?

Why the hell is this thread about bacon?

Do we really care this much about bacon?


Someone answer my gawddamm questions already!!!!

 

[Loktar]

Why dont you like bacon?

Because I love bacon.

Why the hell is this thread about bacon?

Would you prefer it be about my big fat hairy ass?

Do we really care this much about bacon?

Yes. why don't you like bacon?


Someone answer my gawddamm questions already!!!!

.

 

[Yub]

Why dont you like bacon?

Why the hell is this thread about bacon?

Do we really care this much about bacon?


Someone answer my gawddamm questions already!!!!

Loktar is a bacon hating fascist.
Because bacon is awesome.
Yes, because bacon is awesome.

 

[Loktar]

Loktar is a bacon hating fascist.

Indeed. I exterminated 6 million bacons in my stomach chamber.

 

[Yub]

Somewhere a lot of dead Jews cried out in anguish at that joke.

 

[Loktar]

Somewhere a lot of dead Jews cried out in anguish at that joke.

Yeah I thought about it on my way to work that the joke was probably in bad taste. Even worse when you consider I'm part German.

 

[aeommai]

yeah real QUALITY thread here guys. seriously good job.

 

[Loktar]

I just smurf my smurf a smurf and then everything is just smurfy!

Wish I could remember what I was saying.

 

[Ilyanna]

^I just hope it wasn't something sexual. I don't think I could live with the knowledge of you doing sex with smurfs.

 

[Loktar]

^I just hope it wasn't something sexual. I don't think I could live with the knowledge of you doing sex with smurfs.

I don't think I could live with that knowledge either. I'd have to be really messed up to rape my own childhood.

 

[Ilyanna]

lol!

You know, I have a cousin who, when he was about 10 years old, used to collect those little smurf figurines. He had about 50 of them, but every time I, age 6, asked him if I could play with them, he denied me. I think that lay the foundation of my all-encompassing, pure hatred against the smurfs, a feeling I still have up to this very day! [/shrink session]

 

[The Dork Lord]

^I can think of at least ONE PERSON that agrees with you...

 

[Loktar]

lol!

You know, I have a cousin who, when he was about 10 years old, used to collect those little smurf figurines. He had about 50 of them, but every time I, age 6, asked him if I could play with them, he denied me. I think that lay the foundation of my all-encompassing, pure hatred against the smurfs, a feeling I still have up to this very day! [/shrink session]

I used to have a Papa Smurf Plush doll. I would have let you play with him. Sadly my Mom threw him out because he got too dirty. Didn't even try and wash him. I think that laid the foundation for my all-encompassing pure hatred of my Mom.(lol j/k)

 

[Mirah]

I would like to hypnotize you both Loktar and Ilyanna. I would like to bring you back to a time when you didn't hate your mother or the smurfs. We will use a very succesful tool where when you all wake up we will all be able to share in the love for Loktar's mom and Ilyanna's smurfs.

Don't look at me. The colorful mushrooms made me say it.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I always liked the Smurfs...

 

[Yub]

Bar Smurfette and Poppa Smurf, I'm always hated them.