Michael Jackson jokes...

[Henoch]

[font=Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif]Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit?
A: "SILLY Bobbit! Dicks are for KIDS!"

and many more here...http://williambader.com/mj.html
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[Anubis]

That is so weak. I'm clicking the link. There had better be better jokes there . . .

 

[BlazerBoy]

You're only brave enough to do this because you already know you have too little points for it to be worth Menty stealing them all.

 

[Sarek]

[font=Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif]Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit?
A: "SILLY Bobbit! Dicks are for KIDS!"

and many more here...http://williambader.com/mj.html
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No, it's:

Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit?

A: "Are you going to eat that?"

or:

Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit?

A: "Can I have a slice?"

 

[Anubis]

I thought that was Jeffrey Dahmer to Lorena Bobbit?

 

[Sarek]

Could have been I guess. Could apply to both in equal measure. Both seemed to like young meat.

 

[Mentalist]

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Henoch?

A. CHER SUCKS!

 

[Sarek]

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Henoch?

A. CHER SUCKS!

Don't think so. Sonny would have stuck around then.

 

[BlazerBoy]

You're only brave enough to do this because you already know you have too little points for it to be worth Menty stealing them all.

:shock: Where did all those points just come from? Maybe I looked wrong the first time.....

 

[Mentalist]

Dont worry. I just stole them and banked all my points

 

[doc h0lidday]

What is the hardest thing to get out of a 12 year old boys underpants.

Michael Jackson

Har, har, har

 

[Virginia]

a bit repetitive but funny.

 

[Forsaken Demon]

 

[jack]

I'd like to tell a Michael Jackson joke, but I can't because of the gag order.