Michelle Trachtenberg can levitate!

[Mentalist]

Observe!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Makes it easier to grab her sides and wear her like a belt.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Actually, I was thinking it would make it easier for her to move up and down in a bed.

 

[Mentalist]

She;'s fucking floating!q,k'1

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well, she is a ball of pure energy destined to open a portal to other dimensions and all.

 

[BlazerBoy]

How hetero of you, Loki. There may be some hope for you yet.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Been there, done that, shook hands and struck a line thru the Christmas card list.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I'd hit it (AND NOT WITH A HAMMER OR A GOLF CLUB, I MEANT HIT IT IN THE TRADITIONAL SENSE, SLAPPING HER JIGGLY ASS WHILE I PLOW HER WITH MY SEMI-MASSIVE ERECT PENIS!)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's THE CONTINENTAL!!! RUN, LADIES!!!! and real-looking drag queens...

 

[Big Dick McGee]

What's the continental? Lincoln Continental, the ride of pimps everywhere.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Chris Walken...The Continental on SNL...the guy with the accent who always tries to lure women to his apartment and seduce them...talks straight into the camera...

 

[Gagh]

She can levitate on my cock.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd probably kiss her.

 

[Mentalist]

Yes

 

[Mentalist]

Yes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

KISS HER NIPS!

 

[Gagh]

I WOULD LIKED TO HAVE BEEN HER BRA DURING THAT RUN.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'D LIKE TO HAVE BEEN HER BAD UNCLE.

 

[Gagh]

DIRTY DANCIN WITH AJ'S JACKET!o!_+!)_!)_!

 

[Gagh]

THE TRACHTENBURG ASS CRACK HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING