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Mickey Rourke

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I always wondered what happened to his big comeback after The Wrestler (in which he was genuinely great.) I suspect he'll be a pain to live with. Needs to lay off the plastic surgery a bit.
 
Almost groped AJ on the way in, going well so far!
 
Yeah that's exactly who he is. Will wander around a lot and mumble and space out.

It's considerate of him to save his family some money by having himself embalmed before death.
 
I will say, "Angel Heart" still creeps me out, sometimes I can't watch it because it'll give me nightmares.
 
He was shit in Iron Man 2 but it wasn't a very good movie.
 
He doesn't seem QUITE as far gone as Gary but few people in the world are lol.
 
Years ago he used to send money to the IRA.
He's not a good bloke.
 
He wanted to give the Australian guy that scooter! (There is no Australian guy.)
 
Some Americans have difficulty recognising any accent other than posh English as being British, so assume anyone else is Australian.
 
BB: "How are you feeling?"
Mickey: "50/50. How are you?"
BB: "60/40."

Relatable.
 
He's no Dirk Benedict.
 
Entirely predictable. Also, he barely has a grasp on where he is and what's going on, so if he is kicked out he'll just say "okay" and walk.

On to his next head-trauma-enhanced adventure...
 
Wow it's even more douchy when you watch it.
 
The part where he (a 72 year old man) talked about tying up a 21 year old lesbian to turn her straight is kind of being ignored in favour of his bad language...
 
Some say he got punched in the head too much while boxing.

I say not nearly enough.
 
Doesn't want to vote anyone out, does he even understand the concept of the show?
 
whisky said:
Doesn't want to vote anyone out, does he even understand the concept of the show?
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He really doesn't.

"Should I pack now?" I'd say so, Mickey, yes.
 
Stick a gun up his ass, he won't nominate anyone lol.
 
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