Microsoft ad with Seinfeld is out.

[headvoid]

SBV nailed this thread DEAD WITH HIS SUPERIOR DONG!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe because Seinfeld charges lots of money to be in adverts they thought it would be a good idea SINCE MICROSOFT ARE ALL ABOUT THE GREEN ALL ABOUT THE LEGAL TENDER, EH CHAPS ah fuck this thread.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

CASH RULEZ EVERYTHING AROUND ME DOLLA DOLLA BILLZ YALL

vicodin = awesome

 

[Archibald Nixon]

JS's wife is a cookbook plagiarist so he and his kids console themselves by dumping piles of twenties onto their lawn and raking them into piles to jump into & generally frolic about it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[Mentalist]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBWPf1BWtkw

New "ad" is out. Pretty entertaining if anything!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

This is ACTUALLY funny though:

He stole the idea from this, but he obviously had a lot more money and clout to pull it off:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vN1OCrRrgVw

 

[The Tomtrek]

Those are great and all but this is the best Bill Gates ad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ijiw1MaUMs

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Jerry/Gates ad should see them start murdering "real people" in bizarre and often sexual ways.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Or Seinfeld could take Gates to his old acting coach in a knowing reference to the fact that Bill Gates has the same bemused expression plastered on his face no matter what thought/emotion he's supposed to be conveying!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't think Jerry even had an acting coach, he just went straight into Seinfeld from doing stand-up with no acting experience and OH YOU'RE NOT BEING SERIOUS.

 

[Conchaga]

I don't think anyone noticed that the pic on bill's club card was his mugshot from being arrested in New Mexico, 1977.

 

[Mentalist]

I noticed. It's a very famous pic and it was a funny touch.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I suppose I should know why he's wearing a shiney collar, then?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I thought it was shiny at first, too, but I think it's just the pattern of his shirt. It's a floral purple and orange monstrosity.

My question is, are you allowed to smile for those pics?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why shouldn't you smile for them?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

You're not meant to in passport pics so you're easy to identify, iirc. And they'd use these police mugshots to search for you if you escaped, etc.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But what if you smile a lot in real life?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

That's a good question, ask Dr Dave. Or The Joker.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Does Dr Dave smile a lot? I always imagine him having an emotionless, serial killer look about him (in a nice way!)