Midget Strippers!!

[speck]

...Are going to be in town here soon!

http://restaurants.phoenixnewtimes.com/search/locations.php?oid=190109&locationSearch=1

 

[Cassie]

YOU ARE STLEALING THE VOICE BANDHIWTH!!!

loL I'M DRUKN

 

[Dr Dave]

LETS TIP CASSIE OVER!

 

[guldulac]

For those squeamish at the prospect of scoring a Lilliputian lap dance, take this to heart: Everybody's doing it. Midget strippers are all the rage, which is why these pint-size peelers are raking in the dough hand over itty-bitty fist. See, though they're only 36 inches small, these tiny tarts ain't giving it away at half-price. No sirree.

:wtf:

 

[Cassie]

mighets are fun

 

[Dr Dave]

*tips Cassie over*

 

[The Dork Lord]

HAWT!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hate midgets.

 

[Dr Dave]

as you well should