CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"My watch is broken, fix it," said Mike to Sam the butcher.
"I'm a butcher you asshole," said Sam. "Get the fuck out of my shop."
"Not until you fix my watch!" said Mike.
"We've been through this before," said Sam. "I'm not getting back with you."
"We're meant to be together! And I'll keep breaking watches until you see that!"
"And I'll keep being a butcher," said Sam, taking a meat cleaver to a lump of pork. "Now get out."
"What are you going to do, call the police and tell them that your ex-boyfriend who you have a restraining order against is making insane demands in a pathetic attempt for attention and love?"
"Well it's what I say every other day."
"Damn you, and damn the meat industry which took you from me!"
"You cheated on me with six guys, four girls and a horse!"
"Oh you're so boring! You never understood me!"
"My boss will be in soon. Please leave before he gets here or I will call the police again."
"Why, you sleeping with HIM now?"
"He's my father."
"NEVER STOPPED YOU BEFORE."
"...what?"
"FUCK YOU! I DON'T NEED YOU! FUCK YOU!" Mike threw his watch on the ground and stamped on it. "I'd like to see you fix this watch now!"
"I've no desire to fix your fucking watch!"
"Ah, so you admit to being boring! Now the truth comes out!"
"GET OUT YOU CRAZY BASTARD."
"Fine, but before I go there's just one thing I have to do, just ONE THING."
"What?" said Sam, sighing.
"THIS!" Mike spat at Sam and ran away. "I WIN, I ALWAYS WIN." Mike's dad came out of the backroom.
"Is that nutter gone, Sam?"
"Yes dad. Didn't even have to call the cops this time."
"Good...good..." and with that his dad lowered his pants and Sam started sucking his erect penis. "There's a good boy."
"I'm a butcher you asshole," said Sam. "Get the fuck out of my shop."
"Not until you fix my watch!" said Mike.
"We've been through this before," said Sam. "I'm not getting back with you."
"We're meant to be together! And I'll keep breaking watches until you see that!"
"And I'll keep being a butcher," said Sam, taking a meat cleaver to a lump of pork. "Now get out."
"What are you going to do, call the police and tell them that your ex-boyfriend who you have a restraining order against is making insane demands in a pathetic attempt for attention and love?"
"Well it's what I say every other day."
"Damn you, and damn the meat industry which took you from me!"
"You cheated on me with six guys, four girls and a horse!"
"Oh you're so boring! You never understood me!"
"My boss will be in soon. Please leave before he gets here or I will call the police again."
"Why, you sleeping with HIM now?"
"He's my father."
"NEVER STOPPED YOU BEFORE."
"...what?"
"FUCK YOU! I DON'T NEED YOU! FUCK YOU!" Mike threw his watch on the ground and stamped on it. "I'd like to see you fix this watch now!"
"I've no desire to fix your fucking watch!"
"Ah, so you admit to being boring! Now the truth comes out!"
"GET OUT YOU CRAZY BASTARD."
"Fine, but before I go there's just one thing I have to do, just ONE THING."
"What?" said Sam, sighing.
"THIS!" Mike spat at Sam and ran away. "I WIN, I ALWAYS WIN." Mike's dad came out of the backroom.
"Is that nutter gone, Sam?"
"Yes dad. Didn't even have to call the cops this time."
"Good...good..." and with that his dad lowered his pants and Sam started sucking his erect penis. "There's a good boy."
