Mike "Boogie"

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Is basically a tool, Will's tool, he's only there because Will insisted on having his asskissing friend in the house with him, he picks his nose and eats it and farts like it's handing out his business card.

He owns restaurants, and people actually go and eat there knowing this...

 

[Ishcabittle]

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[Eggs Mayonnaise]

YO HABLO ESPAMOL?

 

[CaptainWacky]

SO HE'S LIKE THE IMOGEN TO WILL'S GRACE?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Yeah, and he's FUCKING UGLY too!

Me and Laker_Girl were talking about this last night. No matter how unattractive a guy may be, as soon as he gets some measure of celebrity, there will be women somewhere clamoring for him. I don't think Kaysar is a good lookin' man (neither does LG), but the chicks on the TV forum board love him.

HOWEVER...Boogie's ugliness transcends even his minor celebrity. As one poster said, "Even Janelle and Erika could wash the ugly off him!"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He looks like a human-Ferengi hybrid!