Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
People like this really exist.
 

The Tomtrek

Love Wookiee
Hey look it's everything that's wrong with modern society compressed down into one package.

A package in the shape of a twat.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
DING! YOUR FIRST IMPRESSIONS ARE CORRECT!

He's like a Kardashian without the privileged upbringing.

I'm glad Brian got pervy with his abs. He needs to be made uncomfortable at every turn. Then again there have been gay/bi rumors...but there always are with someone like this.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
He'll try to get off with the girl who was fingered by Vernon Kay.
 

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
He's not even good looking or nuffin.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
He turned 30 this year. Not that one would notice.
 

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
Actually seems like ok or whatever.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I could go either way on him at the moment. He's not as bad as Kirk anyway.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Came fourth. :sarek:
 
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