mind if I speak freely

[parkmice]

?

 

[eloisel]

Depends.

 

[parkmice]

anyway, I hadn't dusted in awhile, so what I did was wait for a windy day and open all the doors and windows. It was kind of gross for about an hour, but then after I swept the floor there was a nice fresh atmosphere inside minus much of the dust.

 

[eloisel]

Marvelous.

 

[parkmice]

yeah, it was pretty cool after I got over the initial shock of: what a fucking mess! and it began to clear out. There was more dust than I thought. I think I'll make a habit of it.

 

[eloisel]

Awesome!

 

[Conchaga]

Yes, I mind.

 

[Gagh]

!

 

[parkmice]

unlocked and loaded!

sup?

 

[parkmice]

so anyway, whatever.

 

[parkmice]

wow, looks like my trolling days are numbered here. you trolls are a tough nut to crack.

 

[parkmice]

that's it, I can't take it anymore, you win.

 

[eloisel]

You do realize there is a fee for personal trolling. That much attention isn't given for free.

 

[Gagh]

See. A thread can easily die on its arse without the assistance of an admin's padlock.

 

[Seph]

*pisses in the corner of thread*

 

[parkmice]

You do realize there is a fee for personal trolling. That much attention isn't given for free.

How much for a massive onslaught?

 

[eloisel]

How much for a massive onslaught?

How much do you have?

 

[parkmice]

How much do you have?

1034 credits, and four slices of swiss cheese.

I'd settle for a violin solo though.

 

[jack]

I'd settle for some duct tape, in the color of your choice.

 

[parkmice]

I'd settle for some duct tape, in the color of your choice.

Go with the black; wrap it around your bald head as a fashion statement.
Then go to a lady gaga concert and dance like a monster. When you get home tell your wife you've become a gay trendsetter and ask if she'll still have sex with you. If she hesitates, promise to ductape her wrists to the bed...it's a win win!