the woman who lost "Darwin" (right there she's in my bad books)in the IKEA parking lot is an ass. She's trying to get the monkey back so she can brush her teeth with him, dress him like a bat, and other idiotic behaviour, but right now he's at a primate sanctuary were no one dresses him up in human clothes and he can be - oh - a monkey.
sorry for going OT Wacky! I love this thread!