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Mine Field Celebrity Birthday Thread

Happy Birthday Marco Reus (30)!
 
1/6/2018

Rene Auberjonois (78)
Tom Holland (22)

And Morgan Freeman (81) but let's see how severe his sex stuff ends up being before wishing him a happy birthday.

+1!

I don't remember hearing anything else about the Freeman accusations.
 
Liam Cunningham (58)
Anthony Montgomery (48)
Wentworth Miller (47)
Kevin Feige (46)
Leah Cairns (45)
Dominic Cooper (41)
Zachary Quinto (42)
Morena Baccarin (40)
Jewel Staite (37)
 
Wow, Wentworth Miller is old. Still kinda hot tho.
 
I don't know why he left Legends of Tomorrow (I could easily look it up, though!)
 
Keith David (63)
James Callis (48)
Noah Wyle (48)
Angelina Jolie (44)
Russell Brand (44)
Oona Chaplin (33)
 
Josie Lawrence (60)
Jason Isaacs (56)
Danny Strong (45)
Ellie Kendrick (29)
 
Remember when he was in Mad Men and beat up Roger. And also when he won all them Emmys.

Liam Neeson (67)
Karl Urban (47)
Michael Cera (31)
Emily Ratajkowski (28)
 
I figured Michael Cera would be subject to a Logan's Run kind of law where he had to be mulched once he turned 30.
 
He looks fucking weird now so maybe he should have been (sorry Michael!)

Jerry Stiller (92)
 
Michael J. Fox (58)
 
Hugh Laurie (60)
Peter Dinklage (50)
Shia LaBeouf (33)
Ivana Baquero (25)
Katelyn Nacon (20)
 
Can we take Shia's years from him, and split them between Hugh and Peter so they can go on longer?
 
Malcolm McDowell (76)
Stellan Skarsgrad (68)
Chris Evans (38)
Kat Dennings (33)
 


Happy Birthday Kat Dennings!!!!
 
Boy George (58)

I probably would have wished Trump a happy birthday like ten years ago when he just seemed to be a reality tv idiot.
 
KAT AIN'T BROKE NO MO'! FO SHO!

Happy Deathday to Trump, any time now, SPEED IT UP SPAGHETTI GOD MONSTERS!

Boy George has turned into an okay bloke in his old age.
 
Paul McCartney (77)
Richard Madden (33)
Mallory Jansen (30)
Willa Holland (28)
 
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