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Mine Field Celebrity Birthday Thread

Meat Loaf (71)
Gwyneth Paltrow (46)
Avril Lavigne (34)

+1! Hope Gwynnie's having a great day.
 
The media likes her again (for now) because Harvey Weinstein.
 
Imagine if she'd come home to Weinstein's head in a box courtesy of Brad Pitt.
 
I believe that was Plan C, which never needed to be implemented.
 
Julie Andrews (83)
Katie Aselton (40)
Brie Larson (29)

+1

(I didn't check but I'm sure Julie Andrews is still alive.)
 
Very much so!
 
President Jimmy Carter turned 95 yesterday.
 
Avery Broooks (71) - I continue to be amazed that he's this old.
 
JAZZ keeps him youthful or something. Also constantly running to escape being in the DS9 documentary.
 
WHOH SPECIAL

Lena Headey (45)
Tessa Thompson (35)
Jessica Parker Kennedy (34)
Alicia Vikander (30)

+1! Good WHOH day. It's still really weird that JPK's character in The Flash was written like a teenager!
 
Jessica Parker Kennedy sounds like the name of a drag queen Carrie Bradshaw impersonator.

(I went back to make sure I didn't make the same joke last year)
 
Charles Dance (72)
Manu Bennett (49)
Dan Stevens (36)
Rose McIver (30)

+1

ROSE NEEDS A NEW SHOW.
 
Tim Robbins (61)
Jedward (27)
 
I went to find a picture of Jedward to post and I got lost in watching their appearance on Celebrity 100% Hotter.

 
Tim Robbins (61)
Jedward (27)

I have a co worker who would probably ask if Jedward were the same age.
 
Michael McKean (71)
Eminem (46)
Felicity Jones (35)

+1

Updating Felicity Jones (36) to larger font.
 
I follow Michael McKean on Twitter, he's funny and political.
 
Michael Gambon (78)
John Lithgow (73)
Jon Favreau (52)
Katja Herbers (38)
Rebecca Ferguson (35)

+1
 
 
I think I'm going to stop doing the "+1" posts because they're kind of pointless? Or maybe I'll continue because I still want to wish those people a happy birthday. Basically I gave this post no thought.
 
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