Mine Field edition of the chat bump thread

[Cassie]

IS SHE IN THE CHAT TOO?

 

[Conchaga]

bumpity bump, bump. bumpity bump, bump.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I don't have a closet.

 

[Cassie]

Chat is lonely

 

[CaptainWacky]

BUMP. JOIN US. ASSHOLES.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

In 1876, a young girl named Jenn was walking down a river, an insane man killed her by stabbing her in the back, raping her, and then hanging her in his closet. Now that you have read this message, she will haunt your house for 5 years. Every night when you go to sleep she will appear in your closet, hanging there with her glowing red eyes

HA! This is such an urban legend. It wasn't called "rape" back then, it was called "Irish foreplay."

AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN HAVE RIVERS EITHER! SO I'M RUBBER YOU'RE GLUE NOW RICHARD SIMMONS IS GOING TO BE IN YOUR CLOSET FOR THE NEXT 5 YEARS OR 25 POUNDS WHICHEVER COMES FIRST SO NYAAAAH!

I was just in chat for 90 seconds. It works. Nobody but titguy in there.

 

[Dr Dave]

"Irish forplay" lol

I'm in chat.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll stay in the chat for ONE HOUR if anyone wants to talk.

 

[CaptainWacky]

No one did.

I'm in again. Someone fuckdamn join.

 

[Dr Dave]

I'm in.

 

[Cassie]

GET TO THE CHAT!

 

[CaptainWacky]

WE'RE CHANGING THE WORLD

 

[Dr Dave]

Were talking about Heroes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

COME IN AND CHAT YOU CATS

 

[Dr Dave]

Come to chat.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Aww, I missed the Heroes chat.

 

[CaptainWacky]

COME COME COME

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT'S CHAT TIME, WITH ALL YOUR MINE FIELD FAVOURITES

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'M CHATTING CHATTING CHATTING AND NO ONE IS ANSWERING (ahem wacky)

 

[Dr Dave]

COME ONE COME ALL!