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Mine Field edition of the chat bump thread

ANYONE UP FOR A NEW YEAR'S EVE CHAT OR ARE YOU ALL GOING TO PARTIES OR AT LEAST PRETENDING TO BE GOING TO PARTIES?

Actually going to a party. Pool, Poker, weed, and mass quantities of alcohol.
 
Don't do them all at once lol omg.
 
How do I bump? I've never bumped before. Do I just say bump? Am I doing this right? What if you don't love me in the morning? Oh God, I should have let my hair down. This bun was a stupid, stupid idea. These shoes are hideous. Am I wearing too much make up?
 
ALLLLL BY MYSELF, I DON'T WANNA BE, ALLL BY MYSELF ANYMORE.

I may not be around for our regularly scheduled evening chat, so I'm in there now ALONE. I'm trying to get out of any New Year's eve celebrations people are trying to rope me into. There is nothing to fucking celebrate, imo! Another year went by too fast.
 
GET IN THE CHAT, LOSERS!
 
I'm in! COME IN FOR NEW YEAR SEX.
 
Bump.
 
GET BACK IN THE CHAT.
 
CHAT TIME. GET IN THE CHAT. WE'RE ALL IN THE CHAT. EVERYONE. EXCEPT YOU. GET IN!
 
I TOLD YOU TO GET IN THERE.
 
BUMP.
 
BUMP. CHAT PARTY. WHERE MY HOS (CASSIE, FUDDLEMIFF, MM, HITLER) AT?
 
I'M SO DERE! SO IS TOMTREK! SET PHASERS ON TICKLE!
 
Aw, I missed Eggs.
 
HUGE BUMP. Chat party time. GET IN THERe.
 
bummp
 
BUMP. Chat party time. FUCKING IN.
 
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