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We should go over to LIVERJOURNAL and make a SPAM JOURNAL and then allt he jornallers will come to TK and the server willl crash and die and the mysterious owner will die in the streets in a steaming puddle of his own vomit and urine and missmanners will be like "OMG guess who died in a steaming puddle of his own vomit and urine recently" and we'll be like "OMG WHO?" and she'll be like "OMG MISTER X WHO OWNED TK UP TO THIS POINT BUT TK ISN'T FUNCTIONING SO HE HAD TO GO AND DIE IN THE STREETS IN A STEAMING PUDDLE OF HIS OWN VOMIT AND URINE" and then we'll be like "OMG" and she'll be like "OH NO I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT" and we'll be like "OMG" and it'll all be good.
But it's kind of interesting that Messenger came up with that today. Last night I was thinking about something like that, and that's probably why I ended up dreaming about being on an alien planet where they used monkeys as servants and I had to pretend to be a monkey by covering up my face with a blanket.