Mine Field Haiku Thread

[The Tomtrek]

What a big surprise.
Eggs makes haiku 'bout gay men.
That's why we love him!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I can Giggity
Giggity Giggity Goo
Won't you do it too?

 

[FBI parte due]

Eggs passed me over
No karma graces my post
MAYBE I'LL GO DIE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I may have missed one
Here and there, I'm a mortal
Unlike Janeway's Bun

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

A surprising word
It's both a verb and a noun
Conglomeration

 

[The Tomtrek]

Ooooooh well look at meeeee!
I'm SAUSAGEMAN, the big brain!
I hate you, Joff. So Much. (kidding)

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Ooooooh well look at meeeee!
I'm SAUSAGEMAN, the big brain!
I hate you, Joff. So Much. (kidding)

My friday night is
internet, Terminator.
alone. so alone.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Vancouver parties
While I make PowerPoint slides
In my blue sweatpants

 

[Ishcabittle]

a stand of cedars
a spaceship is taking off
and i am tired

 

[Ishcabittle]

the question is this,
is the microwave to small
or the cat too large?

 

[Ishcabittle]

why talk to yourself
in a haiku spam-a-thon
'cause of olympics?

 

[Ishcabittle]

you'll never know why
i masturbate so quickly,
darryl strawberry

 

[CaptainWacky]

Natalie Portman
Is also five, am I right?
How about that, eh?

 

[whisky]

I like boobs
they are nice to hold
and to behold them

 

[CaptainWacky]

(that wasn't a haiku)

 

[whisky]

I'm not very good at it, or english in general

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I like lady boobs
loo loo they are nice to hold
also to behold

FIXED!

 

[whisky]

Thanks, I really should have paid more attention in school

 

[CaptainWacky]

Star Trek is good stuff
It has spaceships and robots
I enjoy Star Trek

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I feel like because
I started this thread the rest
Of you hate me now