CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Accurate predictions of where the Mine Field Posse members will stand in one years time. To be bumped November 5th 2008.
Dr. Dave: Will get a new office job but will go a little crazy due to the mundanity of it and, when asked to write an important memo by his boss, will instead type out "PILLZ LOL" one thousand times, print it out and staple it to his forehead.
Eggs Mayonnaise: Will befriend a down on his luck Tom Cruise after meeting him at a gay bar in Vegas (Cruise is outed on June 28th when the press breaks the story of Katie Holmes' affair with Will Smith and Cruise replies "Yeah? Well I'm GAY anyway, so I don't care! Ha!") and finding him to be a surprisingly sound guy. Strictly platonic.
Mentalist: Will not post as often as CaptainWacky would like him to. Will quit smoking. Will save an eight year old girl from drowning only to find that she was only pretend to be drowning to get his attention and she's actually his long lost daughter from England!
Whisky: Will get the "story by" credit on episode#4 of the live action Star Wars tv show (which will be great!)
GrammourBoy: Will daily post dozens of images of Big Brother 9 contestant Shoshana to CaptainWacky's secret approval.
Cassie: Will have broadband.
FBI Parte Due: Will be dating a beautiful 18 year old asian world class violinist who will surprsingly register at TK under the name DURPED! but only make 3 posts (and one of them is "let me out of Daycare, please.")
MissManners: Cookie?
Big Dick McGee: Will set world pizz-eating record.
Laker_Girl: Will establish a complex set of rules governing when it's acceptable for her to say "######" but will eventually throw the rules out the window in order to call Will Smith a "niggerfuck" in Eggs' "I met Tom Cruise!" thread.
BlazerBoy: Will post six "I'm back!" threads in 2008 and only reply to two of them. Will split with his boyfriend twice and get back with him six times.
Tisiphone: Will post a nude image of herself as her av but everyone will think it's an internet model and fail to comment.
Henoch: Will post 28 "FUCK this place you loosers I'm OUT OF HERE!" threads in 2008 and 35 "Are you LOOOSERGAYS still here being QUEERASSES!?" threads.
Love Cunt: Will lose a toe in a freak yachting accident and become a born again Christian. The two incidents will not be related.
Ambush Bug: Will gain a toe in a freak radioactive waste accident and launch a "Clean Up Our Steets (from littering!)" campaign. The two incidents will not be related.
Curiousa2z: Will grow apathetic and change her name to Curiousa2y and post the lyrics of Aerosmith's 'Jaded' in every thread.
Jethro: Will use the Mine Field as a topic in a sermon ("Gluttony").
Gonad: Will bring back her dead baby av for eight posts before changing it to a (dead) baby seal.
Dork Lord: Will have 60,000 posts and an online gambling habit.
Headvoid: Will post pictures of himself all year standing next to every Pokemon except for, ironically enough, the most common Pokemon of all: Pikachu. Sig will now read "Gotta catch 'em all!"
Ischcabittle: Will admit to being SilentBtViolent.
SilentBtViolent: Will admit to being quite loud, really.
Fuddlemiff: Will walk around London wearing stilts, smiling happily at tourists.
The Tomtrek: Will drop the "the" and become just Tomtrek.
Loktar: Will return under the name IKillBlackFeathers to little fanfare.
The Watcher: Will win a role in popular Channel 4 soap 'Hollyoaks'.
ToxicDistortion: Will still be waiting for 'A Dance With Dragons'.
ChrisG76: Will change his usernmae to AdmiralOzzel and his avatar to a pic of Lenny Henry for reasons that will never be made clear and only make one post a week (but what a post!) each ending with the line "BEWARE THE COMING OF BILLY MOON, THE WORLD'S GREATEST SUPERHERO, BUT A MAN HIDING A TERRIBLE BURDEN!"
CaptainWacky: Will post about every topic with an increasing sense of irreverence and bitter irony to the point where he alienates the entire MF and they send each other secret messages reading "the MF would be great if not for CaptainWacky!" which he will be well aware of but he will make no effort to change because he believes it's not "in him" to change.
Britney Spears: Will be found dead in her hot tub at 3am last night from acute cocaine poisoning.
Anyone I Missed: Will, sadly, have left the Mine Field by this time.
Dr. Dave: Will get a new office job but will go a little crazy due to the mundanity of it and, when asked to write an important memo by his boss, will instead type out "PILLZ LOL" one thousand times, print it out and staple it to his forehead.
Eggs Mayonnaise: Will befriend a down on his luck Tom Cruise after meeting him at a gay bar in Vegas (Cruise is outed on June 28th when the press breaks the story of Katie Holmes' affair with Will Smith and Cruise replies "Yeah? Well I'm GAY anyway, so I don't care! Ha!") and finding him to be a surprisingly sound guy. Strictly platonic.
Mentalist: Will not post as often as CaptainWacky would like him to. Will quit smoking. Will save an eight year old girl from drowning only to find that she was only pretend to be drowning to get his attention and she's actually his long lost daughter from England!
Whisky: Will get the "story by" credit on episode#4 of the live action Star Wars tv show (which will be great!)
GrammourBoy: Will daily post dozens of images of Big Brother 9 contestant Shoshana to CaptainWacky's secret approval.
Cassie: Will have broadband.
FBI Parte Due: Will be dating a beautiful 18 year old asian world class violinist who will surprsingly register at TK under the name DURPED! but only make 3 posts (and one of them is "let me out of Daycare, please.")
MissManners: Cookie?
Big Dick McGee: Will set world pizz-eating record.
Laker_Girl: Will establish a complex set of rules governing when it's acceptable for her to say "######" but will eventually throw the rules out the window in order to call Will Smith a "niggerfuck" in Eggs' "I met Tom Cruise!" thread.
BlazerBoy: Will post six "I'm back!" threads in 2008 and only reply to two of them. Will split with his boyfriend twice and get back with him six times.
Tisiphone: Will post a nude image of herself as her av but everyone will think it's an internet model and fail to comment.
Henoch: Will post 28 "FUCK this place you loosers I'm OUT OF HERE!" threads in 2008 and 35 "Are you LOOOSERGAYS still here being QUEERASSES!?" threads.
Love Cunt: Will lose a toe in a freak yachting accident and become a born again Christian. The two incidents will not be related.
Ambush Bug: Will gain a toe in a freak radioactive waste accident and launch a "Clean Up Our Steets (from littering!)" campaign. The two incidents will not be related.
Curiousa2z: Will grow apathetic and change her name to Curiousa2y and post the lyrics of Aerosmith's 'Jaded' in every thread.
Jethro: Will use the Mine Field as a topic in a sermon ("Gluttony").
Gonad: Will bring back her dead baby av for eight posts before changing it to a (dead) baby seal.
Dork Lord: Will have 60,000 posts and an online gambling habit.
Headvoid: Will post pictures of himself all year standing next to every Pokemon except for, ironically enough, the most common Pokemon of all: Pikachu. Sig will now read "Gotta catch 'em all!"
Ischcabittle: Will admit to being SilentBtViolent.
SilentBtViolent: Will admit to being quite loud, really.
Fuddlemiff: Will walk around London wearing stilts, smiling happily at tourists.
The Tomtrek: Will drop the "the" and become just Tomtrek.
Loktar: Will return under the name IKillBlackFeathers to little fanfare.
The Watcher: Will win a role in popular Channel 4 soap 'Hollyoaks'.
ToxicDistortion: Will still be waiting for 'A Dance With Dragons'.
ChrisG76: Will change his usernmae to AdmiralOzzel and his avatar to a pic of Lenny Henry for reasons that will never be made clear and only make one post a week (but what a post!) each ending with the line "BEWARE THE COMING OF BILLY MOON, THE WORLD'S GREATEST SUPERHERO, BUT A MAN HIDING A TERRIBLE BURDEN!"
CaptainWacky: Will post about every topic with an increasing sense of irreverence and bitter irony to the point where he alienates the entire MF and they send each other secret messages reading "the MF would be great if not for CaptainWacky!" which he will be well aware of but he will make no effort to change because he believes it's not "in him" to change.
Britney Spears: Will be found dead in her hot tub at 3am last night from acute cocaine poisoning.
Anyone I Missed: Will, sadly, have left the Mine Field by this time.
