MINE FIELD MEMBERSHIP DRIVE 2009

[CaptainWacky]

WE NEED NEW MEMBERS

EVERYONE MUST INVITE EIGHT PEOPLE TO JOIN THE MF AND INSTRUCT THEM TO INVITE EIGHT PEOPLE EACH TO JOIN

THEY DO NOT HAVE TO BE PEOPLE YOU KNOW

YOU CAN JUST SEND RANDOM PRIVATE MESSAGES TO PEOPLE ON OTHER MESSAGE BOARS OR ON YOUTUBE

OR PERHAPS JUST SHOUT "JOIN THE MINE FIELD" TO PEOPLE YOU SEE ON THE STREET

IF THEY ARE A HOT GIRL MAKE SURE TO TELL THEM THAT IT'S A "SPECIAL BOARD FOR NICE PEOPLE WITH AUTISM SPECTRUM DISORDERS" SO THAT THEY WILL BE UNDERSTANDING

NO MEXICANS, PLEASE

ANY MINE FIELDER WHO DOES NOT TAKE PART IN THE MEMBERSHIP DRIVE WILL HAVE THEIR BADLANDS' SPAMIZENSHIP REVOKED

 

[Omar]

I JUST YELLED AT SOME PEOPLE WALKING PAST ON THE SIDEWALK TO JOIN THE MINE FIELD. THEY GLARED AND WALKED FASTER.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I don't know any "real" people.

What do I do?

 

[Cassie]

I INVITED MY GRAN, SHE FLIPPED ME OFF!

 

[Omar]

I don't know any "real" people.

What do I do?

imaginariy freinds souhld woerk , proviyded taht tehy join .

-emir omar

 

[The Tomtrek]

Isn't that just what duals are?

 

[Omar]

Isn't that just what duals are?

yes

 

[Fuddlemiff]

You're talking to yourself again, Tomtrak.

 

[CaptainWacky]

DON'T GIVE THEM A LINK OR ANTYING. JUST THE WORDS "MINE FIELD". IF THEY ARE MEANT TO BE MEMBERS, THEY WILL FIND THEIR WAY

 

[Fuddlemiff]

And if they're not they'll find themselves reading about Princess Di's anti-mine campaign.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I might have to invite some Mexicans, because the only people I see these days are delivery boys.

I'll only ask the ones with the cutest asses, I promise.

 

[curiousa2z]

^that sounds like a reasonable criteria, IMHO!


I SHALL CALL OUT TO THEM FROM MY VERANDAH!
I SHALL BE A PROPHET IN MY OWN VILLAGE!

they will be confused at first as I usually just talk to the neighbourhood cats.

 

[FBI parte due]

I invited Cher.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'm going to encourage Wacky to release a troll from daycare to join us, then act all disgusted at him when the Americans complain.

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT WAS COMPASSIONATE GROUNDS.

 

[curiousa2z]

did it work?

 

[Dr Dave]

I INVITED MY GRAN, SHE FLIPPED ME OFF!

How did you phrase it?

 

[Dark Pickle]

I tattooed MINE FIELD on a local news anchor, so people will see it on TV EVERY NIGHT!

 

[Dr Dave]

What network?

 

[Cassie]

How did you phrase it?

I said, "HEY BITCH, GET IN THE MINE FIELD!"