CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Patella's aren't going to break themselves!
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Mine Field Men Season 1
- Thread starter Dr Dave
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Seph would have to move on to breaking elbows then.
Dr Dave
pillzlol
Episode 7: The end my friends, Part 2
"It's a secret plan!" said CaptainWacky
"Like fuck it is, you tell us your plan or I'll cut your balls off and beat Fuddlefuck to death with them!" said Cassie
"And i'll help after I snort these drugs!" replied Seph
"Well...uh... does anybody have a small tank?" asked CaptainWacky
"A small tank?!" the group shouted in unison
"Errr, yeah...ok I don't have a plan, we could though get in there under the pretense of a delivery of crisps!" said CaptainWacky
"Well Fuddlemiff is addicted to to them, so that might work." said Tisiphone
The group quickly gathered all the crisps they could find and went to the office where Fuddlemiff was at.
"Crisp delivery!" said CaptainWacky in a desgised voice.
Inside Fuddlemiff was breating one of his slaves about not mixing his martini correctly, when he pirked up. "Ohh Crisps, COME IN!" he shouted.
The group burst through the door to a startled Fuddlemiff, Cassie and Seph proceeded to break his legs.
"Well it over." said CaptainWacky
"Did you really have to smash both of his legs, now somebody is going to have to get him out of there." said Dr Dave
"Yes!" replied Cassie
"Guys, we got a problem. Fuddlemiff destroyed everything here related to the Mongoose Cleaners account." said headvoid
"We can't get this all done before tomorrow!" said CaptainWacky
"I thought we had 3 weeks." said Dr Dave
"No they texted me saying they needed it sooner, well they said two weeks, but no I think were doomed." said CaptainWacky
"More doomed then you think CaptainBorked." said a voice, it was that of Mad Mentalist, the Greek Busniess Tycoon.
"Mentalist, should you not be off rigging sports contests?!" replied CaptainWacky, much distain coming from his voice.
"Funny man, you know what is even funnyier?" asked Mad Mentalist
"What?" asked CaptainWacky
"I've done a hostel take over of your advertising agency, it will not be a Sport Advertising agency!" said Mad Menalist
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" shouted CaptainWacky
"How about those fine lads at Millwall Fc!" said Dr Dave
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" shouted CaptainWacky, again.
End of Season 1.
"It's a secret plan!" said CaptainWacky
"Like fuck it is, you tell us your plan or I'll cut your balls off and beat Fuddlefuck to death with them!" said Cassie
"And i'll help after I snort these drugs!" replied Seph
"Well...uh... does anybody have a small tank?" asked CaptainWacky
"A small tank?!" the group shouted in unison
"Errr, yeah...ok I don't have a plan, we could though get in there under the pretense of a delivery of crisps!" said CaptainWacky
"Well Fuddlemiff is addicted to to them, so that might work." said Tisiphone
The group quickly gathered all the crisps they could find and went to the office where Fuddlemiff was at.
"Crisp delivery!" said CaptainWacky in a desgised voice.
Inside Fuddlemiff was breating one of his slaves about not mixing his martini correctly, when he pirked up. "Ohh Crisps, COME IN!" he shouted.
The group burst through the door to a startled Fuddlemiff, Cassie and Seph proceeded to break his legs.
"Well it over." said CaptainWacky
"Did you really have to smash both of his legs, now somebody is going to have to get him out of there." said Dr Dave
"Yes!" replied Cassie
"Guys, we got a problem. Fuddlemiff destroyed everything here related to the Mongoose Cleaners account." said headvoid
"We can't get this all done before tomorrow!" said CaptainWacky
"I thought we had 3 weeks." said Dr Dave
"No they texted me saying they needed it sooner, well they said two weeks, but no I think were doomed." said CaptainWacky
"More doomed then you think CaptainBorked." said a voice, it was that of Mad Mentalist, the Greek Busniess Tycoon.
"Mentalist, should you not be off rigging sports contests?!" replied CaptainWacky, much distain coming from his voice.
"Funny man, you know what is even funnyier?" asked Mad Mentalist
"What?" asked CaptainWacky
"I've done a hostel take over of your advertising agency, it will not be a Sport Advertising agency!" said Mad Menalist
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" shouted CaptainWacky
"How about those fine lads at Millwall Fc!" said Dr Dave
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" shouted CaptainWacky, again.
End of Season 1.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
With an ending like that, there's no choice but to tune in for season two!
I liked that Fuddlemiff's character was never redeemed in any way.
I liked that Fuddlemiff's character was never redeemed in any way.
Dr Dave
pillzlol
Heh, thanks. Fuck character redemption anyway!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
A tv networkd should use that as their slogan.