Mine Field Motion Picture casting news

[Cassie]

Dammit, Caroline Rhea already agree to play me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHO?

 

[Loktar]

WHO?

Aunt Hilda from Sabrina the Teenage witch.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, I'm going to get THAT reference...

 

[Cassie]

You know you watched Sabrina the Teenage Witch! She also plays a crazy white trash lady on Sordid Lives. She won't have sex with her husband cause he always takes his fake legs off.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why should he keep his fake legs on? Because SOCIETY says so?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

PIRATES ARE COOL BECAUSE THEY ONLY HAVE ONE PEGLEG, NOT TWO. NOBODY THINKS THE 4-PEGGED PIRATE ON FAMILY GUY IS COOL. I DON'T EVEN THINK HE THINKS HE'S COOL. DO YOU THINK HE'S COOL? HUH? HUh?asd;f;'l

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's okay but that robot fish was silly.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's already been established that I should be played by Jonathon Frakes ALTHOUGH I HATE THAT AND WOULD PREFER TO BE PLAYED BY ELIJAH WOOD WHOM I WOULD PERSONALLY COACH SO THAT HE KNOWS ME INTIMATELY LOL SEX

 

[CaptainWacky]

good movie

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I miss the days when Eggs was a "character" when he posted lol

 

[CaptainWacky]

You live long enough the gimmick becomes the real person.