MINE FIELD STREET PARTY

[CaptainWacky]

*falls over*

 

[curiousa2z]

am I the only one who wore a fancy hat and sang "God save the Queen"?
WELL?

 

[Tisiphone]

Yes!

 

[curiousa2z]

LOL - thought so!

p.s. Cassie, if that's a blow job, he really IS a princely man!!

 

[headvoid]

I actually stood up when they played the national anthem. It was sort of an ironic statement, but if I am honest there was more of a pavlovian reaction after it being conditioned into me by my overbearing royalist father.

 

[CaptainWacky]

*wakes up in a skip*

 

[curiousa2z]

^sings: "wasn't that a party?"

 

[Cassie]

*wakes up next to a smelly guy in a raccoon suit

 

[Dr Dave]

*wakes up in a bath tub*

 

[CaptainWacky]

*is arrested for public lewdness*

 

[Loktar]

*grabs a mop and bucket*

Time to get to work.

 

[CaptainWacky]

*attempts suicide*

 

[Fuddlemiff]

*falls off a roof, my life slowly ebbing away as my blood trickles out, reddening a rain puddle*

 

[CaptainWacky]

*sends Fuddlemiff a creepy sexual PM*

 

[Loktar]

*sets up a fuckton of trampolines*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

*wanks to twink porn (it is the order of things)*

 

[The Tomtrek]

*writes his actions in italics because it looks classy*

 

[headvoid]

*falls off a roof, my life slowly ebbing away as my blood trickles out, reddening a rain puddle*

*considers the death of Rod Hull

 

[curiousa2z]

*considers considering something*

 

[Fuddlemiff]

*uses an emu hand puppet as a pretext for fondling celebrities*

*doesn't find any celebrities*

*fondles random MF female, "but it's just a joke lol"*