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Mine Field Twerking Contest 2017

If you don't twerk at least once a month you get suspended from the World Twerking Federation and people will stop asking you what you're going to do with all that junk.
 
Up in your trunk?
 
Love Child said:
Wait, I think you are getting that confused with the Twerking 12 Step Group.
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I prefer the Country Line Dance 2 Step Group. And you get to wear cool boots and a cowboy hat.
 
Good times.
 
The twerking contest has been cancelled due to many injuries.
 
OUR (bruised) HIPS DON'T LIE!
 
Many Boffins died for this contest.
 
I want to congratulate you on using the only British WW2 term that Elvis Costello has never managed to work into a lyric in 40 years.

You have won a bakelite patio tea set!
 
Can Elvis twerk? (The dead one.)
 
He's not dead, he just went home.
 
HERE COME THE MEN IN BLACK, ENTERING OUR TWERKING CONTEST, UH HUH.
 
Too bad we won't remember it after they're done.
 
I for one welcome our neuralizing hip-shaking overlords.
 
I would've entered said contest but my ass is so flat I have no cheeks just crack butthole, and sasquatch like hair.
 
Men In Black 4 to star Jedward!?
 
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Cameo by former Vice President Joe Biden?
 
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