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[Gagh]

You may want to click 'back' right now, to avoid any let downs, or PAUL GASCOIGNE stealing your fake plastic tits or summat (lol the fog on the tyne was all his, all his).

 

[Mentalist]

AND OMG GAZZA IS CRYING TEARS OF VODKA AND BEATING HIS WIFE AS HE RUNS AND SIDESTEPS THE DEFENCE... GOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAL!

 

[Gagh]

WHEY-AYE I LUVS YA CHERYL, OH FUCK I ACCIDENTLY TWO-FOOT-LUNGE TACKLED YOU INTO THE BATHROOM MIRROR YOU FUCKED UP BITCH NOW I'M GOING TO PLAY FOR BURNLEY LOSE 15 STONE, AND LOOK LIKE A FUCKING MENTAL-PATIENT SURROUNDED BY MIDGETS PLAYING IN THE CHINESE THIRD DIVISION FUCK I WISHED I PLAYED BASHIR IN DS9.

 

[Cassie]

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL GAZZA'S STEP DAUGHTER HATES HIM BECAUSE HE BEAT HER MUM YET SHE USES HIS SURNAME TO LEECH OFF HIS FAME LOL

 

[Gagh]

And now she spends all day beating Douglas Hurd with a steel chair - FACT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd quite like to tie her up with piano wire and force-feed her pickled onions.