Mine Fielders: Your day has come!

[Dual]

From the desk of Dual, interim president of the Troll Liberation Front Authority:

Mine Fielders, your day has come! For too long have you existed as an oppressed minority within our lands! The Manners Regime seeks to consume us all, and it is only through unification under our common banner that we can survive and achieve that which we all desire: freedom under a new Troll Republic. Mine Fielders, take up your arms, and join us in this fight! You can create a world where you are equals, a world where nobody is subject to a remote despot!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Are you a different guy from Shitty Dual? I like him but I can't remember if I like you. STILL, I'M IN, TO WAR!

 

[Dual]

FTC!!!

Shitty Dual and I, although brothers in spirit, are not the same person.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

FOR CARDASSIA AND NOG'S HOLLOW LEG!

Will there be punch and pie?

 

[Dual]

As much as you can eat and drink.

 

[curiousa2z]

if there's no eggnog I'm out.

And my contract must stipulate that I'm entitled to three massages weekly.

 

[Cassie]

I WILL BRING THE POISON POPCORN.

 

[Dual]

You can drink anything you want. Eggnog? You've got it.

 

[curiousa2z]

Cassie whos the poison popcorn for/ is that what made you sick on Xmas?
:shock:

 

[Cassie]

The poison popcorn is for anyone who gets in our way. IT LOOKS LIKE REGULAR POPCORN.

 

[curiousa2z]

OH OK GOOD PLAN *winks*

 

[Dual]

So, who wants to be the governor of the Mine Field?

 

[missmanners]

op:

*cough cough*

*choke*

...

 

[Cassie]

haha!

 

[curiousa2z]

waits to see which MFer wants to belong to a club that would have him/her.

just Curious.

 

[Dual]

If you willingly abdicate now, you will be allowed to retire in relative comfort.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hate MissManners she is female.

 

[curiousa2z]

big deal. you hate everything.

 

[curiousa2z]

except ducks, cats and YOUR AXE.

 

[Dual]

That axe will come in handy!